Trump speaks out after election victory

[Goldie]

Folks, let me tell you about two incredible things: McDonald’s and my skin tone.

McDonald’s - best burgers, nobody does it better. And my skin? It’s got this amazing orange glow. Everyone’s talking about it.

You know what else? I’m not in prison! Can you believe it? The fake news said I’d be locked up, but here I am, free like a bird, eating Big Macs and looking tremendous.

When you see this tremendous orange glow, think McDonald’s and freedom. That’s what we’re all about. We’re making America great again, one Quarter Pounder at a time. Self-hating queers? They love me. I'm America's orange messiah, everyone's been saying it. Thank you, and God bless America!

 

[Micce_InBut Black Out]

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[KrisJ]

Cope 

[Passionfruit]