Rating All The Britney Jean Tracks

[AquaSpears]

₊‧.°.⋆✮ Rating Britney Jean, at last ✮⋆.°.‧₊

₊‧.°.⋆✮ I'll be making this kind of art for rating albums cuz it's fun  ✮⋆.°.‧₊

 

15 Britney Spears, will.i.am - MIND YOUR BUSINESS (Scrapped Single)

★★★✩✩ 

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Here's the full artwork by @PolySpears

 

[SlaaayBitch]

The only one that would be 5 stars is WB if it had Britney vocals

[AquaSpears]

1 minute ago, SlaaayB**** said:

The only one that would be 5 stars is WB if it had Britney vocals

[Peter Pan]

Alien 3.5/5

I actually like Alien and don’t mind the Myah Parts as much. 

Work ***** 4/5 (POM Britney version)

Yeah the album version needs way more Britney. But the video and some performances are really good. And it’s somewhat a well known track too.

Perfume 3/5

Cringy lyrics. Nice melody and vocals.

It Should Be Easy 3/5

Ok it’s pretty bad with all the autotune but I like the beat and when you accept the autotune it’s fine

Tik Tik Boom 2.5/5

I almost gave this a 3 come some parts are fun. But I just hate the myah parts so much. 

Body Ache 1.5/5

This is mostly a Myah song. 

Till It’s Gone 2.5/5

The beat slaps but the vocals mixed with Myahs annnoy me

Passenger 2/5

The song isn’t that bad but I wanted Britney on the chorus and bridge. 

Chillin With You 0/5

This is my least fav song of all time 

Don’t Cry 3.5/5

I actually really enjoy this song. It’s cute.

Brightest Morning Star 2.5/5

Mehh a little childish 

Hold On Tite 2.5/5

some parts are good but still Myah even sings the song title. I also get too much Christian pop vibes with this song. Never got the praise for this song lol 

Now That I Found You 2.5/5

lazy writing. Avicii rip off even though the beat is enjoyable it’s not that exciting 

[Emil87]

Your ratings are…extravagant. I’ll leave it at that. 

[AquaSpears]

1 hour ago, Emil87 said:

Your ratings are…extravagant. I’ll leave it at that. 

 Ikr they're too extravagant

Chillin' With You I had to stop because I just didn't like it 

[thesimplelife]

i haven’t listened to this album in so long i can’t remember half of the songs 

[AquaSpears]

1 minute ago, thesimplelife said:

i haven’t listened to this album in so long i can’t remember half of the songs 

a few of these songs I'd never heard before today 

[AquaSpears]

3 hours ago, Peter Pan said:

Alien 3.5/5

I actually like Alien and don’t mind the Myah Parts as much. 

Work ***** 4/5 (POM Britney version)

Yeah the album version needs way more Britney. But the video and some performances are really good. And it’s somewhat a well known track too.

Perfume 3/5

Cringy lyrics. Nice melody and vocals.

It Should Be Easy 3/5

Ok it’s pretty bad with all the autotune but I like the beat and when you accept the autotune it’s fine

Tik Tik Boom 2.5/5

I almost gave this a 3 come some parts are fun. But I just hate the myah parts so much. 

Body Ache 1.5/5

This is mostly a Myah song. 

Till It’s Gone 2.5/5

The beat slaps but the vocals mixed with Myahs annnoy me

Passenger 2/5

The song isn’t that bad but I wanted Britney on the chorus and bridge. 

Chillin With You 0/5

This is my least fav song of all time 

Don’t Cry 3.5/5

I actually really enjoy this song. It’s cute.

Brightest Morning Star 2.5/5

Mehh a little childish 

Hold On Tight 2.5/5

some parts are good but still Myah even sings the song title. I also get too much Christian pop vibes with this song. Never got the praise for this song lol 

Now That I Found You 2.5/5

lazy writing. Avicii rip off even though the beat is enjoyable it’s not that exciting 

POM Work B? Tbh I want Britney to release the BBMA version in full because that had Myah deleted from it 

Edited October 21 by PolySpears

[Peter Pan]

16 minutes ago, PolySpears said:

POM Work B? Tbh I want Britney to release the BBMA version in full because that had Myah deleted from it 

yeah sorry, that;s the one i meant lol

[OneLife]

Unpopular opinion, Don't Cry is a good song

[AquaSpears]

6 minutes ago, OneLife said:

Unpopular opinion, Don't Cry is a good song

[PokemonSpears]

• Alien - 5★
• Work B - 5★
• Perfume - 4★
• It Should Be Easy - 4★
• Tik Tik Boom - 5★
• Body Ache - 4★
• Til It's Gone - 4.5★
• Passenger - 4.5★
• Chillin' With You - 3★
• Don't Cry - 5★
• Brightest Morning Star - 4★
• Hold On Tight - 5★
• Now That I Found You - 5★
• Perfume (The Dreaming Mix) - 4.5★

[stanLOONA]

1. WB 4/5
2. The rest 0/5

Britney Jean: 0.31/5

A personal cashgrab, just not by Britney. To be fair, I kinda liked the album at release, then just the singles + Alien, but now I just like WB. Can't stand the album and I own it.

[EmmaJG]

Alien - 3/5

its an ok song. Production could’ve been better.

Work ***** - 5/5

A BOP

Perfume - 3/5

Great vocals, but cheesy 

It Should Be Easy - 2.5/5

Not terrible but not good either

Tik Tik Boom - 3.5/5

Like the song, but too much Myah

Body Ache - 3/5

Ok song but too much Myah

Til it’s Gone - 2.5/5

kind of annoying

Passenger - 3/5

good song, but would be better with better production and more Britney vocals

Chillin With You - -0

All around horrible

Don’t Cry - 4/5

i really enjoy this song

Brightest Morning Star - 2/5

Catchy melody but annoying 

Hold on Tight - 4/5

Good song with beautiful chorus

Now That I Found You - 1/5

avicii copycat with lazy writing

[Style.]

Alien - 3/5

Work B - 4.5/5

Perfume - 2/5

It Should Be Easy - 4/5

Tik Boom - 2/5

Body Ache - 2/5

Til It's Gone - 4.5/5

Passenger - 3.5/5

Chillin' With You - 1/5

Don't Cry - 4.5/5

Brightest Morning Star - 4/5

Hold On Tight - 3/5

Now That I Found You - 2.5/5

Perfume (The Dreaming Mix) - 1/5

[DiamondCircus]

4 hours ago, PokemonSpears said:

• Alien - 5★
• Work B - 5★
• Perfume - 4★
• It Should Be Easy - 4★
• Tik Tik Boom - 5★
• Body Ache - 4★
• Til It's Gone - 4.5★
• Passenger - 4.5★
• Chillin' With You - 3★
• Don't Cry - 5★
• Brightest Morning Star - 4★
• Hold On Tight - 5★
• Now That I Found You - 5★
• Perfume (The Dreaming Mix) - 4.5★

 

Why would an album by Myah Marie get such high marks.

[RebelMe]

• Work B - ★★★★★
• The rest: 

[trip to my touch]

 

Alien - 5

 

Work B - 5

Perfume - 3,5

It Should Be Easy - 5

Tik Boom - 3,5

Body Ache - 2,5

Til It's Gone - 5

Passenger - 4

Chillin' With You - 3

Don't Cry - 0

Brightest Morning Star - 2

Hold On Tight - 1

Now That I Found You - 5 - the aviicii song

Perfume (The Dreaming Mix) - 3,5

Edited October 21 by trip to my touch

[Imnotcrazy]

8 hours ago, OneLife said:

Unpopular opinion, Don't Cry is a good song

It’s an amazing song, and her vocals are fully there