✨✨✨✨✨ James Holzier Appreciation Thread ✨✨✨✨✨

[kylelaiflop]

as you would see, back in the 2000s, james holzier used to create fake claims about himself and his life online, claiming that he was dating scarlett johansson, anne hathaway, and lyndsy fonesca, claiming that he would be in the dark knight rises but he never appeared on that movie, and he would also have fangirls creating really bad fan videos of him on youtube, along with some fake paparazzi photos of himself when the only things he's appeared on was willy the hitman (which is lost media now), dreams in the attic (a movie that created haylie duff's career as an actress and ended shelley duvall's career as an actress, rest in peace to her, also lost media too), and a episode of cousin skeeter. 

i made this thread to see if anybody remembers his awkwardly weird internet presence in the 2000s/early 2010s and how he fooled everybody into thinking he was just a rising star in hollywood (he was already 31 at this moment), but he was just a indie actor who didn't appear in a lot of stuff after reddit exposed him and his tomfoolery online, and basically quit the internet after people were being very rude towards him (not that he did anything wrong to truly deserve it). 

so what actually happened to james holzier? and why did he disappeared after reddit exposed him? 

also happy birthday to james, hopefully you won't insult this guy for what he did on the internet, lol 

link to the reddit thread dedicated to james is right here if you want to read up on it: 

 

Edited August 26 by kylelaiflop

[kylelaiflop]

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James Holzier Biography and Life Story

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 long live james holzier and happy birthday to him 

Edited August 12 by kylelaiflop

[kylelaiflop]

james holzier and scarlett johansson. that's all folks. 

[kylelaiflop]

why isn't nobody talking about this guy yet? 

[kylelaiflop]

while i was researching on the wayback machine, i discovered that mencelebs.com was indeed a real website and here's what i found: 

James Holzier: links and pics offered by MenCelebs.com

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Here you can find links for and pictures of James Holzier

here, this was his page on mencelebs.com from june of 2004. 

James Holzier pics and links offered by MenCelebs.com

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We have links for and pics of James Holzier

this is his page from november of 2011. as you can see, he has a lot of fan pages added to the site by his fangirls. i notice that his own website, jamesholzier.com, has been excluded from the wayback machine for reasons unknown. 

Wayback Machine

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its unclear as to why his website is excluded from the wayback machine, but i am pretty sure that after the reddit expose on james was revealed in 2012, james might had asked the wayback machine to remove his website from being shown to people if they wanted to see it again, so now, archives of jamesholzier.com are completely lost media now.

[Wendy Williams]

You again

[kylelaiflop]

7 minutes ago, Wendy Williams said:

You again

yes i am literally nancy drew 

 

 

let's discuss about james holzier and his weird internet experiences, everybody on breathe heavy!  

Edited August 17 by kylelaiflop

[kylelaiflop]

On 8/16/2024 at 10:21 PM, kylelaiflop said:

while i was researching on the wayback machine, i discovered that mencelebs.com was indeed a real website that does exist and here's what i found: 

James Holzier: links and pics offered by MenCelebs.com

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Here you can find links for and pictures of James Holzier

here, this was his page on mencelebs.com from june of 2004. 

James Holzier pics and links offered by MenCelebs.com

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We have links for and pics of James Holzier

this is his page from november of 2011. as you can see, he has a lot of fan pages added to the site by his fangirls. i notice that his own website, jamesholzier.com, has been excluded from the wayback machine for reasons unknown. 

Wayback Machine

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its unclear as to why his website is excluded from the wayback machine, but i am pretty sure that after the reddit expose on james was revealed in 2012, james might had asked the wayback machine to remove his website from being shown to people if they wanted to see it again, so now, archives of jamesholzier.com are completely lost media now.

 

holy christmas nuts. this is not a drill. i repeat. this is not a drill. 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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i found an archive of james holzier being number one on the mencelebs.com website. i cannot believe it. how bro got number 1 on this website, i am deceased 💀 also please ignore why everything looks so broken, i don't know why it did that lol  

apparently he is the most popular celebrity on that website. but then, out of nowhere in november of 2008, diego luna beat james holzier's three year streak as number one male celebrity on mencelebs.com. 

diego luna after beating james holzier's number one spot on the top 25 at mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

so according to this chart, james holzier did not get added onto mencelebs.com until february of 2004. from here, it was all normal for all of the hollywood boys of 2003. 

male celebrities super excited when they finally made their way to top 25 on mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

until that one very fateful day in 2004, james clayton kemuel holzier popped right out of nowhere. 

james holzier after finding out he is on the top 25 list on mencelebs.com

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

in november 17, 2005, it seemed that james beat wentworth miller as he reached number one so far.

wentworth miller feeling very sad that james holzier beat him out of nowhere on mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

then in november 24, 2005, james holzier was beat by the late wwe wrestler eddie guerrero as he dropped a spot in the top 25. 

that was so iconic. rest in peace to eddie guerrero.

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

he was still able to be the runner up until december 21, 2005, james was beat out by jesse mccartney, bam margera, logan bartholomew, bow wow, jake gyllenhaal, and cole sprouse in order for james to drop six spots down in the top 25 list. 

james holzier after he was beat out by six other male celebrities on the top 25 list 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

but it doesn't stop there. around march of 2006, zac efron became number one on mencelebs.com as james struggled to make his way to the top. 

troy bolton is finally number one yay 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

that is, until that one fateful day in may of 2006, when james holzier became number one on mencelebs.com.

james holzier reaching the number one spot just be like: yay, i'm the number #1 male celebrity on mencelebs.com, whoo hoo!!!!!!!!!! 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

Edited August 21 by kylelaiflop

[Wendy Williams]

1 hour ago, kylelaiflop said:

let's discuss about kylelaiflop and his weird threads, everybody on breathe heavy!  

Let's do that 

@Neydelinska Spearsi 

 

@Princessmimi, is the OP the most trolling member here?

Edited August 17 by Wendy Williams

[kylelaiflop]

18 minutes ago, kylelaiflop said:

 

holy christmas nuts. this is not a drill. i repeat. this is not a drill. 

https://web.archive.org/web/20060508060303/https://www.mencelebs.com/top25.shtml 

i found an archive of james holzier being number one on the mencelebs.com website. i cannot believe it. how bro got number 1 on this website, i am deceased 💀 also please ignore why everything looks so broken, i don't know why it did that lol  

apparently he is the most popular celebrity on that website. but then, out of nowhere in november of 2008, diego luna beat james holzier's three year streak as number one male celebrity on mencelebs.com. 

diego luna after beating james holzier's number one spot on the top 25 at mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

so according to this chart, james holzier did not get added onto mencelebs.com until february of 2004. from here, it was all normal for all of the hollywood boys of 2003. 

male celebrities super excited when they finally made their way to top 25 on mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

until that one very fateful day in 2004, james clayton kemuel holzier popped right out of nowhere. 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

in november 17, 2005, it seemed that james beat wentworth miller as he reached number one so far.

wentworth miller feeling very sad that james holzier beat him out of nowhere on mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

then in november 24, 2005, james holzier was beat by the late wwe wrestler eddie guerrero as he dropped a spot in the top 25. 

that was so iconic. rest in peace eddie guerrero.

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

he was still able to be the runner up until december 21, 2005, james was beat by jesse mccartney, bam margera, logan bartholomew, bow wow, jake gyllenhaal, and cole sprouse in order to drop six spots down in the top 25. 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

but it doesn't stop there. around march of 2006, zac efron became number one on mencelebs.com as james struggled to make his way to the top. 

troy bolton is finally number one yay 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

that is, until that one fateful day in may of 2006, when james holzier became number one on mencelebs.com. 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

 

 

as he was number one on that website, james holzier was basically on a three year streak as he stayed number one for over three years (2006, 2007, and 2008). then the unthinkable happened. he lost his #1 spot to diego luna, and now he's back at it again, he's still number one.  

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

then around mid 2009, mencelebs.com removed the top 25 feature on their website. 

MenCelebs.com: Not Found

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

 it was all thanks to james holzier and him ruining the website for everybody  

the fact that this man made himself up to the top of a most popular male celebrities website is insane lol godspeed you james clayton holzier, godspeed you all the way  

 

[kylelaiflop]

2 minutes ago, Wendy Williams said:

Let's do that 

@Neydelinska Spearsi 

 

@Princessmimi, is the OP the most trolling member here?

lol i guess so, but we're only just doing this to make fun of the matthews (scary white bearded men on the internet who has unhealthy obsessions with female celebrities and non-famous women). it's the purpose of the fartbag arg, you know?  

[Wendy Williams]

On 8/11/2024 at 11:41 PM, kylelaiflop said:

as you would see back in the 2000s, james holzier used to create fake claims about himself and his life online, claiming that he was dating scarlett johansson, anne hathaway, and lyndsy fonesca, claiming that he would be in the dark knight rises but he never appeared on that movie, and he would also have fangirls creating really bad fan videos of him on youtube, along with some fake paparazzi photos of himself when the only things he's appeared on was willy the hitman (which is lost media now), dreams in the attic (a movie that created haylie duff's career as an actress and ended shelley duvall's career as an actress, rest in peace to her, also lost media too), and a episode of cousin skeeter. 

i made this thread to see if anybody remembers his awkwardly weird internet presence in the 2000s/early 2010s and how he fooled everybody into thinking he was just a rising star in hollywood (he was already 31 at this moment), but he was just a indie actor who didn't appear in a lot of stuff after reddit exposed him and his tomfoolery online, and basically quit the internet after people were being very rude towards him (not that he did anything wrong to truly deserve it). 

so what actually happened to james holzier? and why did he disappeared after reddit exposed him? 

also happy birthday to james, hopefully you won't insult this guy for what he did on the internet, lol 

link to the reddit thread dedicated to james is right here if you want to read up on it: 

 

 

On 8/11/2024 at 11:51 PM, kylelaiflop said:

/images/photo/james_holzier.jpg

James Holzier Biography and Life Story

WWW.ACESHOWBIZ.COM

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Page 1 of James Holzier biography and life story including childhood story, love relationship, career, walk of fame and more.

 long live james holzier and happy birthday to him 

 

On 8/12/2024 at 2:41 AM, kylelaiflop said:

james holzier and scarlett johansson. that's all folks. 

 

2 hours ago, kylelaiflop said:

why isn't nobody talking about this guy yet? 

 

1 hour ago, kylelaiflop said:

while i was researching on the wayback machine, i discovered that mencelebs.com was indeed a real website and here's what i found: 

James Holzier: links and pics offered by MenCelebs.com

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

Here you can find links for and pictures of James Holzier

here, this was his page on mencelebs.com from june of 2004. 

James Holzier pics and links offered by MenCelebs.com

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

We have links for and pics of James Holzier

this is his page from november of 2011. as you can see, he has a lot of fan pages added to the site by his fangirls. i notice that his own website, jamesholzier.com, has been excluded from the wayback machine for reasons unknown. 

Wayback Machine

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

its unclear as to why his website is excluded from the wayback machine, but i am pretty sure that after the reddit expose on james was revealed in 2012, james might had asked the wayback machine to remove his website from being shown to people if they wanted to see it again, so now, archives of jamesholzier.com are completely lost media now.

 

1 hour ago, kylelaiflop said:

yes i am literally nancy drew 

 

 

let's discuss about james holzier and his weird internet experiences, everybody on breathe heavy!  

 

41 minutes ago, kylelaiflop said:

 

holy christmas nuts. this is not a drill. i repeat. this is not a drill. 

https://web.archive.org/web/20060508060303/https://www.mencelebs.com/top25.shtml 

i found an archive of james holzier being number one on the mencelebs.com website. i cannot believe it. how bro got number 1 on this website, i am deceased 💀 also please ignore why everything looks so broken, i don't know why it did that lol  

apparently he is the most popular celebrity on that website. but then, out of nowhere in november of 2008, diego luna beat james holzier's three year streak as number one male celebrity on mencelebs.com. 

diego luna after beating james holzier's number one spot on the top 25 at mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

so according to this chart, james holzier did not get added onto mencelebs.com until february of 2004. from here, it was all normal for all of the hollywood boys of 2003. 

 

male celebrities super excited when they finally made their way to top 25 on mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

until that one very fateful day in 2004, james clayton kemuel holzier popped right out of nowhere. 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

in november 17, 2005, it seemed that james beat wentworth miller as he reached number one so far.

wentworth miller feeling very sad that james holzier beat him out of nowhere on mencelebs.com 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

then in november 24, 2005, james holzier was beat by the late wwe wrestler eddie guerrero as he dropped a spot in the top 25. 

that was so iconic. rest in peace eddie guerrero.

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

he was still able to be the runner up until december 21, 2005, james was beat by jesse mccartney, bam margera, logan bartholomew, bow wow, jake gyllenhaal, and cole sprouse in order to drop six spots down in the top 25. 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

---

MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

but it doesn't stop there. around march of 2006, zac efron became number one on mencelebs.com as james struggled to make his way to the top. 

troy bolton is finally number one yay 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

that is, until that one fateful day in may of 2006, when james holzier became number one on mencelebs.com. 

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

 

 

4 minutes ago, kylelaiflop said:

 

as he was number one on that website, james holzier was basically on a three year streak as he stayed number one for over three years (2006, 2007, and 2008). then the unthinkable happened. he lost his #1 spot to diego luna, and now he's back at it again, he's still number one.  

MenCelebs.com: Top 25

WEB.ARCHIVE.ORG

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

then around mid 2009, mencelebs.com removed the top 25 feature on their website. 

MenCelebs.com: Not Found

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MenCelebs.com offers links and pics for male celebrities.

 it was all thanks to james holzier and him ruining the website for everybody  

the fact that this man made himself up to the top of a most popular male celebrities website is insane lol godspeed you james clayton holzier, godspeed you all the way  

 

[kylelaiflop]

2 minutes ago, Wendy Williams said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the undefeatable power of james holzier 

 

Edited August 17 by kylelaiflop

[Princessmimi]

17 minutes ago, Wendy Williams said:

Let's do that 

@Neydelinska Spearsi 

 

@Princessmimi, is the OP the most trolling member here?

Yeah his posts are weird tbh.

[katiespears]

I have never heard of him but it sounds like he was just being hilarious? Or was it more like mental illness? 

[Wendy Williams]

19 minutes ago, kylelaiflop said:

 

the undefeatable power of james holzier 

 

[kylelaiflop]

50 minutes ago, katiespears said:

I have never heard of him but it sounds like he was just being hilarious? Or was it more like mental illness? 

 

i guess james was being hilarious and wanted to get a reaction out of people to see if they would notice that he isn't really a famous hollywood actor to begin with. alongside the fact that james never really dated scar jo and articles are still adding his name to make it seem like he was used to be her boyfriend but he never was her boyfriend to begin with. that alongside the amount of fake paparazzi photos taken by his friends to make it seem like he was snobbed by the paparazzi, but he never was, and it was just pictures of him looking unrecognizable as usual (ryan halsa and lillee jean were inspired by him for this one). so he was a troll who disappeared off the face of the internet. that's all. 

Edited August 17 by kylelaiflop

[kylelaiflop]

On 8/17/2024 at 12:17 AM, Princessmimi said:

Yeah his posts are weird tbh.

don't forget the amount of fan pages/fan websites he's gotten in the 2000s, this man really did have a fanbase before you know it lol  

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Edited August 21 by kylelaiflop

[kylelaiflop]

the amount of fan sites i've found on james in the wayback machine is just... exhausting and exhilarating to see 

Edited August 17 by kylelaiflop

[kylelaiflop]

how does he have all those fan sites created by him but he only appears in three obscure projects in 1994, 2000, and 2001 makes me really question how do all of those girls fangirl for an actor that only appeared in three obscure projects and left, i am just dead at this moment-