Britney taught me to love half-assed performances

[TenTen]

Confession time. Recently I joined the Beyhive, and I asked myself why? Why do I suddenly love Beyoncé, when I've never been her fan or even liked her music. Now I watch her most recent performances, and I'm getting excited for each new show of the tour. 

So, yesterday I started playing some videos from her older tours and it seemed something's off. And now I get it. This tour she is so chill, feels like she doesn't give a ****, and half-***** the dancing (allegedly due to foot injury). Yet the production is awesome. And then I thought 🤔 "Damn, Britney brainwashed me. This is the type of performance that I genuinely love nowadays. "

That's all. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 

[bitbitboi]

[argentinian.in.telaviv]

Rude, not even going to read your text

[Slave4Godney350]

Wtf

[BSfan4Ever]

[toxiccriminal]

Troll or backhanded compliment...hm 

[Dama Etro]

Can you post this useless stuff in the BeyHIV at least then? 

[everybodygoesdown]

Is Beyoncé under a conservatorship medicated and being paraded around like a trained circus monkey to make her dad and a team of greedy managers money ? Jeez I didn’t know 

Edited June 6, 2023 by everybodygoesdown

[britbratt12]

Here's a half assed performance since you were deprived of Britney before C-ship. Britney ran so the industry could follow. 

 

[Daredevil]

stfu

[Eternalhouse]

So rude and shady. To both Britney and Beyonce. The things insecure people would do to feel any better about themselves.

[JTA1]

The amount of bull**** topics and comments amazes me. WTF happened to this site??? Britney is iconic for a reason, the c-ship literally tried to destroy her!

[PablitoXS]

I'm reaaly haapy that you've found the light. Welcome to the Beyhive!

[joe sp]

[GlitterRain]

[OutofKontrol]

THAT BEYONCE REIGN JUST WONT LET UP!

[rik]

I-

[TenTen]

The amount of triggered people  I literally said that nowadays I love laid-back performances, I'm not commenting on the reasons why they are half-assed. All I said is that this is the type of shows that I love. Where the performer is chill, not a robot executing a high intensity choreography all of the time.

 

Damn, people got really sensitive these days. 

[BritneyWiki]

It's so cool that Britney has inspired Beyonce so much. I heard the disco ball horse is a tribute to the Radar music video.

[Kiss my]

14 hours ago, TenTen said:

Confession time. Recently I joined the Beyhive, and I asked myself why? Why do I suddenly love Beyoncé, when I've never been her fan or even liked her music. Now I watch her most recent performances, and I'm getting excited for each new show of the tour. 

So, yesterday I started playing some videos from her older tours and it seemed something's off. And now I get it. This tour she is so chill, feels like she doesn't give a ****, and half-***** the dancing (allegedly due to foot injury). Yet the production is awesome. And then I thought 🤔 "Damn, Britney brainwashed me. This is the type of performance that I genuinely love nowadays. "

That's all. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 

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