Go Mow The Lawn ~ A Song For Kevin

[MomOfTheYear]

Hey there Mister Mister
Take some advice from a sister
I can spy it though my window
When I'm playing a game of Twister
And we're bumping on the floor
And I'm screaming out for more
But as I gaze upon your garden
My resolve begins to harden

Chorus
You say you'll do it but then you stretch and yawn
Kevin, go and mow the lawn
Go, go and mow the lawn
You've been lazy since the day that you were born
Kevin, go and mow the lawn
Go, go and mow the lawn

Hey there Mister Greedy
For so long you've had it easy
Then I got myself a lawyer
Now your future's not so peachy
And you're running out of cash
And it makes me wanna laugh
Boy that grass is getting longer
I can't take this any longer

Chorus
You say you'll do it but then you stretch and yawn
Kevin, go and mow the lawn
Go, go and mow the lawn
You've been lazy since the day that you were born
Kevin, go and mow the lawn
Go, go and mow the lawn

Once upon a time
I lost my little mind
How could I be so blind?
Those days are behind
No longer confined
Now I can speak my mind

Chorus
You say you'll do it but then you stretch and yawn
Kevin, go and mow the lawn
Go, go and mow the lawn
You've been lazy since the day that you were born
Kevin, go and mow the lawn
Go, go and mow the lawn

It's too late to sit and sob
Go get yourself a job
Oh-oh
(Poor Kevin)
Oh-oh
(Poor Kevin)

[That lawn's not gonna mow itself, b.i.t.c.h]
 

[GlitterRain]

[Stannedforever]

It's so moving... I cried