Lana del rey AI sings Criminal by Britney Spears

[Emil87]

1 minute ago, Abdul said:

Not you judging my Jordan thirst thread and you thirsting for this dude 

[agustinmalandra]

Me dormí.

[Abdul]

Just now, Emil87 said:

What is the difference? thirsting is thirsting 

[Emil87]

19 minutes ago, agustinmalandra said:

Me dormí.

I dunno what that means but you feel free to get your se*y azz involved! 

[Emil87]

20 minutes ago, Abdul said:

What is the difference? thirsting is thirsting 

Out of respect for the owner of this site, who also has the ability to ban my azz permanently..

[Emil87]

I would like to apologize to everyone in this thread for my behavior over the last 30 minutes. I was hungry and h0rny, which is never a good combo. I am stuffed now in more ways than 1 and done with my well-intentioned but desperate thirsting. Bye y’all.

[Abdul]

2 minutes ago, Emil87 said:

I would like to apologize to everyone in this thread for my behavior over the last 30 minutes. I was hungry and h0rny, which is never a good combo. I am stuffed now in more ways than 1 and done with my well-intentioned but desperate thirsting. Bye y’all.

It is good we all been there before you gonna be ok tomorrow and Daddy Jordan is way hotter than this guy  

[Emil87]

1 minute ago, Abdul said:

It is good we all been there before you gonna be ok tomorrow and Daddy Jordan is way hotter than this guy  

They’re both hot let’s leave it at that babe. 

[Abdul]

9 minutes ago, Emil87 said:

They’re both hot let’s leave it at that babe. 

daddy Jordan is the most beautiful man on this planet i had a wet dream about him the other night lol

Edited April 1, 2023 by Abdul

[Emil87]

4 minutes ago, Abdul said:

daddy Jordan is the most beautiful man on this planet i had a wet dream about him the other night lol

He’s definitely attractive, but there’s a fine line between daddy and power bottom. Ya might wanna check into that.

[Abdul]

Just now, Emil87 said:

He’s definitely attractive, but there’s a fine line between daddy and power bottom. Ya might wanna check into that.

What about a power bottom daddy then ? 

[Emil87]

2 minutes ago, Abdul said:

What about a power bottom daddy then ? 

[Abdul]

Just now, Emil87 said:

But a bottom can be a daddy though right? ok we need to stop now before he saw this lol

[PokemonSpears]

I thought this thread was gonna be about praising Lana, but it turned out to be a thirst thread

@eddieeddie why aren't you a professional singer?

 

[Daniela.tomasseli]

Okay can we go back on track to worship the unmatched, talented, Icon, legend that miss Lana Del Rey is

[BSfan4Ever]

5 minutes ago, PokemonSpears said:

 

someone absolutely has to get him signed to a label 

Edited April 1, 2023 by BSfan4Ever

[PokemonSpears]

3 minutes ago, BSfan4Ever said:

someone absolutely has to get him signed to a label 

the fact that this is more than a decade old and he still doesn't have a contract, THAT is truly criminal

I do remember hearing his Criminal cover years ago, and I actually thought he was some indie artist back in the day, but now that they brought up his channel again, I checked and there's only three videos. Insane.

[Abdul]

19 minutes ago, PokemonSpears said:

I thought this thread was gonna be about praising Lana, but it turned out to be a thirst thread

@eddieeddie why aren't you a professional singer?

 

Omfg 🙀 he is very good 

[Emil87]

3 hours ago, Abdul said:

Omfg 🙀 he is very good 

[Emil87]

3 hours ago, Daniela.tomasseli said:

Okay can we go back on track to worship the unmatched, talented, Icon, legend that miss Lana Del Rey is

We have moved on from that. @eddieeddie is the new Lana Del Gey now.