Who Needs A Boyfriend?

[HIM]

I need to pretend I have one

who can help me out with this task 

I don’t have money to pay you just accept 

[Wendy Williams]

5 hours ago, HIM said:

I need to pretend I have one

who can help me out with this task 

I don’t have money to pay you just accept 

Ummm...what?

[HIM]

6 hours ago, IJustWantHer2BeHAPPY said:

Ummm...what?

Ok so we’ve been dating for 3 months 

We met several times in Vegas to see “Britney”, (let’s say three times)

You’re very jealous that you pulled my hair back in the car once 

[Wendy Williams]

1 minute ago, HIM said:

Ok so we’ve been dating for 3 months 

We met several times in Vegas to see “Britney”, (let’s say three times)

You’re very jealous that you pulled my hair back in the car once 

And you need to make your (ex)BF jealous, ok?

[HIM]

8 hours ago, IJustWantHer2BeHAPPY said:

And you need to make your (ex)BF jealous, ok?

Yes 

[PablitoXS]

Would you give me a ticket for a Beyoncé show? I can hold hands, take pictures for IG, I'll tell you I love in public and stuff like that.

 Deal?

[HIM]

4 hours ago, PablitoXS said:

Would you give me a ticket for a Beyoncé show? I can hold hands, take pictures for IG, I'll tell you I love in public and stuff like that.

 Deal?

I said I don’t have money 

But If you’re still accepting then….

we’ve been dating for 4 months 

we hook up everywhere we go and we switch up on who’s being submissive 

we wrestled crocodiles in Australia for our promise ring