Urgent af- hangover cures

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

Dont ask anything, give me as many tips and tricks on how to fix hangover asap

 

what works the fastest and what works?

 

 

UPDATE, 1pm

 

12...something hours after me drinking my anger and disappointment. After eating:

gyros, fries, cakes (sampita for the Balkan lads), drinking cola and coffee,  I don't feel hangover anymore. But I'm probably diabetic and american by proxy from all your food recommendations.

 

Thanks for the advises!

 

 

 

 

 

[NachoCheese]

When drunk always drink a pint of water before going to bed 

Then get enough sleep 

Shower! 

You'll need aspirine, salt and sugars 

I usually have cola and instant ramen or a small English breakfast. 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

11 minutes ago, merci12 said:

When drunk always drink a pint of water before going to bed 

Then get enough sleep 

Shower! 

You'll need aspirine, salt and sugars 

I usually have cola and instant ramen or a small English breakfast. 

I woke up after being drunk af. I've slept more than enough

 

Now tell me about the sugar, salt all that part.

 

Ramen is those disgusting noodle **** that you put boiling water over right? I have a pack of that, forgot to throw away.

[Loosenupthosebuttons]

PediaLyte

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

4 minutes ago, Loosenupthosebuttons said:

PediaLyte

Not in Balkan

[BUWYGF]

Greasy food, very gready (pizza, hamburgers, kfc, etc.) because it will soak up the remainings of alcohol in your system. I know you're probably disgusted by the idea of food when hungover but it works.

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

4 minutes ago, BUWYGF said:

Greasy food, very gready (pizza, hamburgers, kfc, etc.) because it will soak up the remainings of alcohol in your system. I know you're probably disgusted by the idea of food when hungover but it works.

I am, the idea of food now makes me want to puke but i dont have much to lose.

is gyros and fries greesy enough?

[BUWYGF]

Just now, MoonstoneBlue said:

I am, the idea of food now makes me want to puke but i dont have much to lose.

is gyros and fries greesy enough?

yep it is, you'll feel better after 4-5 bites

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

Just now, BUWYGF said:

yep it is, you'll feel better after 4-5 bites

yeah we'll see about that dog.

 

i'll go and buy it now. see ya in 15 minutes

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

24 minutes ago, BUWYGF said:

yep it is, you'll feel better after 4-5 bites

 

the moment i went to kitchen i got small cramps. i didnt take my epilepsy meds yesterday and today :/

[Groundbreaking]

Sugar! It helps your livers to "start working" so they can "clean" your body faster. Like what I do is that I eat like spoons of sugar when I am hangover. Always worked for me.  

[DanjaMouse]

McDonald’s. The whole menu. 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

Just now, DanjaMouse said:

McDonald’s. The whole menu. 

 

I refuse to turn into Amberlynn Reid of exhell.

[brymo]

Aspirin, greasy foods, Alka Seltzer, insane amounts of water, lying in bed endlessly thinking about all the mistakes you've made in life, milk.

[PaMisMuchachas]

Sending me n u d e s should do it. 

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

2 minutes ago, PaMisMuchachas said:

Sending me n u d e s should do it. 

That makes you straight du*****

[PaMisMuchachas]

How about NOT drinking in the first place? Now see, when you do clownery, clown came back to bite.

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

2 minutes ago, brymo said:

Aspirin, greasy foods, Alka Seltzer, insane amounts of water, lying in bed endlessly thinking about all the mistakes you've made in life, milk.

 

That's a recipe for suicide by explosive diarrhea. I'm not Elvising myself today, nice try

[Neydelinska Spearsi]

1 minute ago, PaMisMuchachas said:

How about NOT drinking in the first place? Now see, when you do clownery, clown came back to bite.

 

Blame Argentina not me

[PaMisMuchachas]

Just now, MoonstoneBlue said:

 

Blame Argentina not me

What happened to Google? It's like people don't Google anymore.

 

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• Fill your water bottle. Sip water or fruit juice to prevent dehydration. ...
• Have a snack. Bland foods, such as toast and crackers, may boost your blood sugar and settle your stomach. ...
• Take a pain reliever. A standard dose of an over-the-counter pain reliever may ease your headache. ...
• Go back to bed.