If you had the chance to hang out with Britney, what would you say to not sound like a desperate fan?

[joe sp]

I would say... why do you have whip cream all over your face? 

[December02]

Based off of her latest reactions, nothing nice or supportive. I’d put on some Selena Gomez to see what she says 

[thegrove]

Yo where’s that Famos surprise babes 

[BlinkVenom]

Yes cause putting wigs in is totes normal   
id ask her if she wants to go to Jack in the box and go off on some employees. Then go egg Seleners house, graffiti her walls with “i just want you to be happy”. After that just go out to eat till we can’t suck in our stomachs anymore and post it on instagram. Caption it “We can Bang! 🍏🍎 Shade! Keep talking **** and make me burgers!” Normal day with Britney nothing crazy

[Emil87]

I would take her to Jack and the Box, order cheeseburgers and milkshakes and then throw them at paparazzi. Then we would prank call Pigrez Hilton and Diane Sawyer while drinking red wine while walking on the sky. 

[princessmimi]

Idk cause it seems like no matter what i'd say,

she would either take it the wrong way or lash out at me.

 

However if she didnt,

I would say that she is a true inspiration and ive admired her so much for her resilence and strength

plus she's the most bad azz popstar ever!

[HIM]

Starbucks run, beach and food 

I would treat her like a best friend, I probably won’t even mention music 

[GlitterSlayDExhaleHI]

Until last week I’d have told her everything was going to be okay. 

[pancake]

get starbucks, throw food at people and go shopping at 2 am

[CHAOTIC STYLE.]

[Daniela.tomasseli]

Kii

[Antidote]

The fact that this photo was taken by Sam lutfi turns my stomach

[FullyDattAndDatt3full]

On 12/14/2022 at 3:06 AM, Agyness said:

I don't like Hold me closer

At least you are honest <3

[DiamondCircus]

I'd ask her if she was in love with Adnan. 

[MissSpearsSaysSo]

I’d listen to what she has to say, but I would not bring up anything music, career or Con stuff related, unless Britney brought it up first. I’d give Her space to feel cool and normal, like, I just want to make her some nachos and watch trashy TV!  

[LordofTheMoodRing]

Oh I think if we were close besties. Id probably think of some day trips. She loves candles, go make some hand dipped candles. Do a sip and sculpt class. Go whale watchin. Go kayaking down streams. Talk about interests and just get to know her on a simple genuine level. I love flowers so maybe stop at a florist and pick up flowers for both our homes. Go antiquing. Old stuff is cool and seeing what people are drawn to is fun.