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my new tour concept 😈

this is just a CONCEPT not something i’m saying britney has 2 do rn 

i tried 2 make a tour with a storyline bc the people like that i think 😍

i also tried 2 use fan fave singles, fan fave (& my personal favorite) deepcuts, & 1 song from each album :bouncey:

ik this is a lot of acts but most songs would be shortened 😭

The Crystal Thief Tour:


act one: 

oops! i did it again...

get naked (i’ve got a plan)

if u seek amy


act one summary:

The tour starts with an intro movie explaining how Britney’s a very famous thief. The show starts with her flying down with already 1 jewel in her hand. She fights off the police & steals more jewels (oops! i did it again). She then goes to her mansion and flirts with the butler. They hook up (get naked). Eventually, Britney is found in the mansion and escapes (if u seek amy).


interlude: phonography intro 



act two: 


break the ice

breathe on me

slumber party


act two summary:

A few weeks later, she escapes off to do a big heist somewhere 🤭 (phonography Intro interlude). She does the heist (phonography & break the ice). She then escapes off to a private island. She relaxes and has s** there (breathe on me & slumber party).



interlude: kill the lights



act three:


overprotected (darkchild remix)


lace n leather




act three summary:

Britney runs away and is trying 2 escape the criminal lifestyle (kill the lights interlude). She finds work in a circus (circus). However, she is overworked and treated badly. Her and a boyfriend runaway together (overprotected darkchild remix). Her boyfriend is revealed as a famous thief in hiding (somehow 😭) and she also reveals herself. They then runaway together to continue a life in crime (criminal). They then have s** (lace n leather). Eventually, the relationship does fall apart as whoever this boyfriend is manipulative (idk 😨). She breaks up angrily (liar). Cut to her doing crime by herself (3).


interlude: inside out 


act four:


i wanna go / (u drive me crazy)

shattered glass


act four summary:

Britney meets another thief love interest (womanizer). They go on many dates before going on a big heist (i wanna go / u drive me crazy). Eventually, the guy betrays her & takes all the cash before leaving Britney 4 the cops (shattered glass).


interlude: everytime violin intro


act five:


unusual u 

swimming with the stars


act five summary:

In her dreams, she is heartbroken after they break her heart. She expresses heartbreak (everytime), regret (unusual u), & reflection (swimming with the stars).


interlude: hold it against me intro


act six:

hold it against me

tik tik boom / freakshow / (drop dead) beautiful 

do u wanna come over?

seal with with a kiss 

make me... / me myself & i 

rock me in


act six summary:

She breaks out of jail (interlude + hold it against me). She then does crimes (tik tik boom / freakshow / drop dead beautiful). Britney then seduces the police general (do u wanna come over? & seal it with a kiss). She then kills him (make me... & me myself i). Before escaping (rock me in)



interlude: showdown


act seven:

the hook up

everybody / me against the music

i’m a slave 4 u

love me down


act seven summary:

This act & next act don’t rally need big summaries 😂. In this act she & a group of other thieves are vacaying. I think the songs all explain it well 😌.


interlude: anticipating (with elements of tom’s diner)


act eight:

auntumn goodbye

baby one more time... 

i’ve just begun (having my fun)

hold me closer 

and then we kiss... (junkie xl remix)


act eight summary:

This whole act is a dream sequence about how a heartbreak lead to her life of crime. I think u can tell how it goes so 😂


interlude: freedom


act nine.

my prerogative 


piece of me / gimme more 




act nine summary:

This act is more so less about thief adventures an more free britney 😂. There’s an interlude a the fans fighting 4 her (freedom interlude). This leads 2 my prerogative, lucky, piece of me / gimme more. Lonely is an upgraded version of the dream within a dream version where she fights herself 😱😱😱😱. Finally she is fully done with every 1 who wronged her (stronger) & is ready 4 a new big heist.


interlude: toxic intro


act ten:



act ten summary:

The interlude explains her mission 2 steal the Mona Lisa (toxic intro). She steals it (toxic).

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