KFed's Second Album (2008)

[MomOfTheYear]

October 2006 saw the hotly anticipated release of Playing With Fire – Kevin Federline’s debut album. Winning rave reviews from critics, the record would go on to sell in excess of 16,000 copies and cement Kevin Federline (or KFed) as Rap Royalty. 

Following his divorce from pop star Britney Spears and a highly publicized custody battle, the pair would go head to head once more in 2008. This time, it would be in the charts. Britney’s comeback album Circus became a worldwide smash and later that same year Kevin Federline’s sophomore album S.U.C.C.E.S.S would also be released. It included the stunningly personal track Midas Touch - lyrics exclusively revealed below...

MIDAS TOUCH [Call Me The Colonel] featuring G-Nerric

(Yo KFed! I don’t think they’re ready for this! Begin the rap revolution!)
I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’
I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’

No welfare for me, I’m a bonafide hustler
She’s wetter than rain, another satisfied customer
Find me in the club, I be spinning my decks
I don’t end it in the court, I end it in a text (haha!)
From dancing to rapping, my skill set’s diverse
They aimed for the summit, but I got there first
Father of the year, I’m one class act provider
Press try to nail me, but I’m the Messiah 

I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much

Everything I touch turns to gold
You wouldn’t believe how many CDs I’ve sold
All them other rappers, they be leaving you cold
When God made me, he really broke the mould

See it on the TV, my whole life is a circus
Forget TMZ, all they want is to hurt us
But I’m a protector and I’m like a beast
Your ears are hungry, my words are the feast

I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’
I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’

I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much

Check it out, check it out! Look how I'm selling out arenas!

Leave it out, leave it out! The press are greedy like hyenas!

I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much

 

 

 

[DontNeedAReasonWhy]

He never had an album he had a demo mix tape Britney helped create Britney’s appearance on the record scored but all the raps TRASH cuz he rapped them 

[thebritmaster]

His only bop 

[FemmeFataleBrit]

42 minutes ago, thebritmaster said:

His only bop 

I genuinely love Britney’s part on this song. I feel like she would’ve made music like this in 2005-06 if she wasn’t married. This would’ve been hot if she collabed with a rapper with talent.

[Isla]

This entire thread has to be a parody right?

[pieceofphil]

2 hours ago, thebritmaster said:

His only bop 

She was so in love that she even sang on his single when she didn't sing on one of her albums later on this guy doesn't know how much luck he had he was ****able back then

[thebritmaster]

2 hours ago, FemmeFataleBrit said:

I genuinely love Britney’s part on this song. I feel like she would’ve made music like this in 2005-06 if she wasn’t married. This would’ve been hot if she collabed with a rapper with talent.

I agree, her voice sounds incredible over that GarageBand beat 

[JayTawndre]

3 hours ago, thebritmaster said:

I agree, her voice sounds incredible over that GarageBand beat 

The shade lol 😂😂😂 

[JayTawndre]

7 hours ago, thebritmaster said:

His only bop 

Back when I wanted his D 

[JayTawndre]

8 hours ago, ItsBeanie****** said:

October 2006 saw the hotly anticipated release of Playing With Fire – Kevin Federline’s debut album. Winning rave reviews from critics, the record would go on to sell in excess of 16,000 copies and cement Kevin Federline (or KFed) as Rap Royalty. 

Following his divorce from pop star Britney Spears and a highly publicized custody battle, the pair would go head to head once more in 2008. This time, it would be in the charts. Britney’s comeback album Circus became a worldwide smash and later that same year Kevin Federline’s sophomore album S.U.C.C.E.S.S would also be released. It included the stunningly personal track Midas Touch - lyrics exclusively revealed below...

MIDAS TOUCH [Call Me The Colonel] featuring G-Nerric

(Yo KFed! I don’t think they’re ready for this! Begin the rap revolution!)
I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’
I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’

No welfare for me, I’m a bonafide hustler
She’s wetter than rain, another satisfied customer
Find me in the club, I be spinning my decks
I don’t end it in the court, I end it in a text (haha!)
From dancing to rapping, my skill set’s diverse
They aimed for the summit, but I got there first
Father of the year, I’m one class act provider
Press try to nail me, but I’m the Messiah 

I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much

Everything I touch turns to gold
You wouldn’t believe how many CDs I’ve sold
All them other rappers, they be leaving you cold
When God made me, he really broke the mould

See it on the TV, my whole life is a circus
Forget TMZ, all they want is to hurt us
But I’m a protector and I’m like a beast
Your ears are hungry, my words are the feast

I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’
I’m hot like chicken
Finger lickin’
When they call me the Colonel
I like their thinkin’

I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much

Check it out, check it out! Look how I'm selling out arenas!

Leave it out, leave it out! The press are greedy like hyenas!

I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
I got the midas touch
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much
That’s why they love me so much

 

 

 

Sis this thread was made for fun right? Lol 😂 either way I stan 💃

[BritneyGXKB]

 

Some of his lyrics are NOT terrible, he raps like an Eminem parody, except there’s not enough self-referential awareness to call it parody. KFed makes Pitbull look like Mozart.

[BrittonJeanSpears]

14 hours ago, thebritmaster said:

His only bop 

And we all know why.

[BrittonJeanSpears]

11 hours ago, thebritmaster said:

I agree, her voice sounds incredible over that GarageBand beat 

Don't come for the beat, the beat is fire. Everything about "Crazy" is straight fire... Except Kevin.

[thebritmaster]

4 hours ago, BrittonJeanSpears said:

Don't come for the beat, the beat is fire. Everything about "Crazy" is straight fire... Except Kevin.

I stand corrected

It really is fire though 

Kflops lyrics though 

Don't think they understand 
How much cake the pancake man has 

[BrittonJeanSpears]

4 minutes ago, thebritmaster said:

I stand corrected

It really is fire though 

Kflops lyrics though 

Don't think they understand 
How much cake the pancake man has 

F* what y'all think

Yeah, I'm that guy

[Rex]

Funny thing I was just listening to this Brooke Hogan song earlier today. The rapper shades Kevin FederalCrime in it.