OMG i just realize that "genie in a bottle" is not about genie in a bottle ! "You gotta rub me the right way"

[icybaby]

[No Seas Cortes]

 

[devilsadvocate]

Hormones racing at the speed of light but that don’t mean it’s gotta be tonight 

if you want to be with me, baby there’s a price to pay .. I’m a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right away. Come come come and let me out 
 

like how did people not realize this lol. So direct 

[ElectricPlatypusLove]

Well I was 13 and we knew it was ***ual AF bc that age you're ***ualizing everything and she sings "Come-Come-Come on...." and whatnot.

 

My friend Xosha (who apparently grew up to be a successful actress in the movie Precious) made up a parody that went :

"Put your weenie in my bottle baby,

Come, Come, Come inside of maaay"

[Viking84]

Not to be mean but how could you not have realised that when it came out? How old were you? I mean... It's obvious.

[Wendy Williams]

7 hours ago, princessmimi said:

LOL you JUST realized it??
This song is 23 YEARS OLD!

And people thought Christina was a squeaky clean teenybopper popstar like Britney.

Britney never sang about getting rubbed the right way and liking having guys's hands on her body on her debut like Christina did.

No wonder Britney was more marketable and well liked to kids and teens.

[AndyFoster]

Gonna pretend that I already knew this 👀

[Gioney]

[everybodygoesdown]

What ? I was 13 years old and english is not my first language and I got that right awat
 

Did you also think Britney liked to be physically hit when she sang “hit me baby one more time” ? 

[MortalMarshmallow]

I know it's ***ual but i still don't get it fully.

Is it about squirting? 

[Zach F]

Y’all are so adorable who didn’t realize what she was singing about. 

[It'sJodieeB!tch]

You only now just noticed its about wanting to find a man who knows what to do with the kitty kat? LOL

[It'sJodieeB!tch]

On 8/20/2022 at 2:02 PM, MortalMarshmallow said:

I know it's ***ual but i still don't get it fully.

Is it about squirting? 

Its basically trying to find a man who can well.....please the kitty good 

[descg]

On 8/20/2022 at 3:02 PM, MortalMarshmallow said:

I know it's ***ual but i still don't get it fully.

Is it about squirting? 

You can be rub it without squirting

[descg]

How old are you? And are u familiar with pop music? Because in the release was someting that everyone know/talk and in the folllow years and is something very obvius in this case. But not clear if is about bring touch it, have o r g a s m or even lost the virginity (the genie come out thing). 

Clearly HIT Me Baby One More Time is about fuc* , about penetration, (no something of punch or violence). Is obvious too. 

[do the thing]

advantage of growing up in a country where very few people speak English (France )

i was 7-8 when I thought that 3 was about counting  

IUSA about Amy Winehouse 

S&M with Rienne was just impossible to understand (me on YT faking my age to see the video and oddly enough, didn't see anything s3xual because my young self was like : kiss = s3xual but bondage? she playin'! and when she kissed that girl with a gag on her mouth I legit thought she didn't kiss her bc she didn't want to; the plastic bag at first I didn't get sh* and even the banana was "oh she likes candies" )

only exception of all these dirty songs was lady marmalade. because well that's the one song French kids couldn't sing 

 

[descg]

There are others that where more difficult to find and also have more than one theme like Wannabe or Barbie Girl:

Wannabe is not only about female fiendship they also sing about things that they like about boy in bed, some lyrics in Wannabe rap part:
"We got Em in the place who likes it in your face"
"We got G like MC who likes it on an-
Easy V doesn't come for free"
They are talking about s e m e n or the lack of that.

Barbie Girl: "Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees"

Also im not the one than think that Candy of Mandy is about s+ck c+ck right?

[GlitterRain]

 

[MortalMarshmallow]

3 hours ago, descg said:

You can be rub it without squirting

Yes but a genie is supposed to want to come out of the bottle .

[that's hot y'all]

2 hours ago, descg said:

Also im not the one than think that Candy of Mandy is about s+ck c+ck right?

OMG