The Onion (Satire): Britney Spears Placed Under Conservatorship Again After Court Determines She’s Having Too Much Fun

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LOS ANGELES—Alarmed by what she called “confident and carefree behavior,” a superior court judge reportedly placed Britney Spears back under a conservatorship Monday after determining the pop star was having too much fun. “Ms. Spears is clearly having the time of her life in a way I find extremely concerning,” said Judge Brenda Penny, who pointed to the horse-drawn carriage at Spears’ wedding and photos from a recent Hawaiian vacation as just two instances of headline-grabbing behavior that could only be described as “disturbingly fun.”

“No one in America should be enjoying themselves this much. Selena Gomez and Drew Barrymore at your wedding? It seems that Ms. Spears is once again out of control.” At press time, Penny highlighted the singer’s deleted Instagram account as just another glaring example that Spears was mentally in a good place.

https://www.theonion.com/britney-spears-placed-under-conservatorship-again-after-1849072251

For those who don't know The Onion, it's a satire/comedy website, so this is not really a news article. I'm talking to you, B-Anon

[Kletus]

MRS.* Spears 

[toysoldierssugarfall]

Banons still taking this article and running with it to incorporate it into whatever conspiracy they believe in 

[BlackoutITZ]

The Onion are hilarious

 

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18 minutes ago, BlackoutITZ said:

The Onion are hilarious

 

I looked back on their archive of Britney articles and they somehow were the nicest publication to her in 2007. They kind of defended her (in a way) in their satire. 

[Stefani]

Watch Team Con make this same argument in the future.

[nostalgicvenom]

😂😂😂😂 Satire on the point

[Louis-j]

I'm waiting for a joke about her ex husband breaking into her marriage... Oh wait, that really happened.