Join @Slayout and @Henry M Torres Master Singing Class

[rik]

have u ever wanted to sing but don’t know how to? Are u tone deaf??? to the point where even ur support system tells u to not go on Idol?? Do u want to be a star but can’t stop your voice from cracking. 
 

worry no more. Users @SlayOut and @Henry M. Torres are offering a monthly subscription of Master Classes for a discount price or $45.99 USD. Each month we will send you your very own kit of 7 DVDs and tapes where you will be able to train alongside the “The way I am still awake at almost 2am watching Titanic for the first time.  Are status updates still a thing? I love Britney Spears. I think she’s an interesting artist” and “ Britney unreleased songs deserve to be on streaming platforms. I said what I said” singers. 

Order now and we will even throw in your very own lemon and chamomile tea to warm up those voices

But that’s not all! Order in the next 10 minutes and receive your very own complimentary glass to break FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

 notable customers who went on to have fantastic careers include: Christina Aguilera, Celine Dion, Cissy and Whitney Houston, Frank Sinatra, Michael Jackson, and Katy Perries

Prices do not include shipping and handling. International fees may apply.

[No Seas Cortes]

Pleaseee 

 

[rik]

2 minutes ago, Henry M. Torres said:

Pleaseee 

 

NDJDJDJDJDHHDBDHDB NOT HER. I CANT AT THIS 

[SlayOut]

The gworls are not ready for this slayage!

[rik]

3 hours ago, SlayOut said:

The gworls are not ready for this slayage!

the way I thought this thread ate omfg no customers 

[SlayOut]

5 hours ago, Rik said:

the way I thought this thread ate omfg no customers 

@Henry M. Torres and I have offered our classes at such a discounted rate and people don’t appreciate this?  We knew these bishes were cheap but not that cheap!

[No Seas Cortes]

2 hours ago, SlayOut said:

@Henry M. Torres and I have offered our classes at such a discounted rate and people don’t appreciate this?  We knew these bishes were cheap but not that cheap!

[The Exhale Psychic]

hello from the vocal coach who teaches people how to sing
will join

[No Seas Cortes]

Society princesses/party girls @Henry M. Torres and @SlayOut leave their parties, wardrobes and trust funds behind and move in with a farm family for five weeks to experience life as they have never known it.

S1E1

Wealthy socialites Henry Torres and SlayOut move in with a hardworking farm family in Altus.

S1E2

Henry and SlayOut discover what it means to work for a living when they are hired to milk cows (aka OverIt) at Exhale's Dairy Farm, but soon tire of the hard work and the smell.

S1E3

Henry and SlayOut don hairnets and go to work at a fast food restaurant, charming customers but not their supervisors with their antics.

S1E4

Henry and SlyaOut are made co-chairs of the Springtime Gala, but their efforts to bake pies don't go down well with the locals who are still shocked by the duo's skimpy outfits.

S1E5

A cattle auctioneer is trying to teach Henry and SlayOut cattle herding only to have them misuse his credit card at the feed store.

S1E6

When Henry and SlayOut get jobs at a gas station/bait shop, they reel in two local boys; Albert chastises his young charges for breaking their curfew.

S1E7

SlayOut must make amends after losing her purse and her temper at a local club. Henry and SlayOut pack up their things and say goodbye to the Ledings and life in Arkansas.

S1E8

Henry and SlayOut find a job working with a taxidermist. Henry is homesick and relies on SlayOut to cheer her up.

 

Coming this summer