Britney posts Part 3 of her yellow bikini videos along with a cryptic caption

[Kaitlyn Johnson]

 

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Part 3 to my yellow bathing suit 😒 😒 😒 …. I’m bringing such a delicate feature to the screen this summer … featuring ''my ***" 🍑 … and since most know me so well, this double ray of sunshine ☀️ might just light 💡 up your world with a subtitle called "apples" 🍎 !!! Because that’s the only thing raining on me 🌧 … I might even make some juice with this flood … but with two new animals 🐱🐱 in my home as I depart for some alone time … I do miss them so much, yet there’s an angst beneath my bones 🦴 that knows there's something else I’m beginning to raise as in rise … It’s raising hell to a T … so defiant and sharp it puts a splendor up any man’s *** 🍑 8 feet away, so beckon if you may or cry out with tongue 👅 or better yet whisper with one prayer !!!! You know why ???? Because raising hell is a departure on all levels. So nice to SHARE and GOD BLESS YOU ALL 💋

 

 

The caption is something. I usually can figure them out after a few tries, but this isn’t coherent..at all. 

[Cyn]

What does she mean? I’m serious 🥲

[G-unit]

Yeah I literally don’t get it at all.  But she looks hotttttt

[thebritmaster]

“It puts a splendor up any man’s *** 🍑  8 feet away, so beckon if you may or cry out with tongue 👅 “ 

[edamamebeans]

her mind is too advanced for us peons 

[BreatheForBritney]

is she writing a poem or song lyric 

[rocXtar]

Let’s translate:

she confirmes:

-a sit down (on her ***) interview with Oprah

- a project called “Apple”

 Songs Feat Lady Gaga (the obvious reference there) and Lizzo (“juice”)

-she misses her new ****** and knows the storm is coming & that Team Con has it coming ! She will make a move that will shake them 

[icybaby]

Raising hell to a T? What is it. I am not even english speaker to understand some words. But this is whole new level. Nice video anyway. Some1 please explain it

[LickedABattery]

I can’t follow…was extremely thrown off with “puts a splendor up in any man’s ***” 

[PokemonSpears]

 

[PokemonSpears]

we're not worthy of her mysterious poetry

[Kletus]

This caption alone sh.its all over Jumanjis book. Maybe Jumanji should have asked Britney to ghost-write for her, she would’ve probably actually made sales 

[Martini]

it feels ***ual 

[Onyx1Boss]

Spelling trouble for team Con probably... Yay

[kgid]

Oh, yes.

 

Okay. 

 

 

Right.

 

Carry on

 

 

 

[PaMisMuchachas]

Only intellectuals like me can understand what she's saying. 

[LizeS_]

"Apple" new single confirmed?

[ScoobyDude]

I wouldn't say that this "isn't coherent" at all.

A lot of her posts can come across as ranting.. But this reads as purposeful and with intent.

Very intriguing.

[ILuvMe]

I love you Brit but I don't understand what you were saying.

 

And you shouldn't use the word "apple", your fans get sensitive.

[Letslearn]

ya'll what about the music, I feel like she chooses her music snippets sometimes. 

"Grabbing on my pants, she trying to pull it out my pocket
Don't yank on it so hard, you going to pull out the sockit!
It's exercise with thighs and hip muscles
Next exercise we gon' burn some lip muscles
Let the music work ya ear muscles
And if you skinny then use your lil muscles"

  let's get to work gang