Should Jessica Simpson Headline Coachella 2023 #Jesschella

[RadicalOptimism]

Limecakes out here mad this isn’t the 101st Jimmy Lou fan thread 

[HollywoodGirl81]

@MikeHunt stop trying to make Jessica happen. (jk)

I don't think she would want that? She has a shoe empire, she doesn't have enough songs people would enjoy for 15min. She would have to share with Ashley. Doesn't she have stage fright now or something?

 

A commercial though, with her opening a can of tuna with her ta-tas may be more her speed and would enjoyed more. 

 

[Britney'sBish]

Does she even want to do music anymore?

[Isla]

7 hours ago, Britney'sBish said:

Does she even want to do music anymore?

She released a new single called Particles fairly recently.

[MikeHunt]

7 hours ago, Isla said:

She released a new single called Particles fairly recently.

She really did a great job with the song

 

[JordanFiller]

Its a shame that she doesnt sing. We need a really **** comeback!

[MikeHunt]

3 minutes ago, TheRealLou said:

Its a shame that she doesnt sing. We need a really **** comeback!

I know! She still has her talent (as you can see in the video above...from 2 months ago). She needs to work with some talented writers and pop off again! 

[JordanFiller]

5 minutes ago, MikeHunt said:

I know! She still has her talent (as you can see in the video above...from 2 months ago). She needs to work with some talented writers and pop off again! 

Let's do with Xtina and Britney as a lesbian trio with wet pu $$ ies - theyre mothers so its allowed, babies went from woohoos  Stream La Fuerza btw

[MikeHunt]

2 minutes ago, TheRealLou said:

Let's do with Xtina and Britney as a lesbian trio with wet pu $$ ies - theyre mothers so its allowed, babys went from woohoos  Stream La Fuerza btw

Omg Britney, Xtina, and JSimp in one song- the pop world couldn't deal. 

[BritneyIsFinallyFree]

I know Jessica technically is far more financially successful than Britney (or any of her other pop peers from that time), but of course she’s not known for her music or voice at all, which is a shame.

I blame her creepy *** daddy’s forcible management of her as to the reason why she never had a huge hit beyond her lead ballad, which was really stunning vocally. He couldn’t decide on a consistent image and sound for her, despite her having all the necessary ingredients for pop stardom (gorgeous, great voice, likable).

And then the labels decision to “Britney-fy” her for her sophomore album was just disastrous, because that necessitated her version of dancing to ensue and dear god.

But all that to say, I met Jessica and Nick right before their show launched and she became huge for a bit; she was actually super sweet. Nick was…short. 
 

 

[kgid]

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen.  It's not going to happen.  

 

And by "fetch" I mean, Jessica headlining ... Stuff.  And by "Gretchen" I mean @MikeHunt

[MikeHunt]

1 hour ago, kgid said:

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen.  It's not going to happen.  

 

And by "fetch" I mean, Jessica headlining ... Stuff.  And by "Gretchen" I mean @MikeHunt

I mean, each JSimp thread is always a hit. It shows the simple fact that, the PUBLIC can't get enough of the Goddess of Pop, Jessica Simpson! The people crave new Jessica music! She stays winning. She's coming for her Superbowl Halftime show, her Vegas residency and her headlining Coachella weekend in 2023! 

[I just want more!!]

[Brat]