JL's book just saved my life today !

[Louis-j]

This morning, I printed her book (that I downloaded, of course, I don't live in a condo yet) to see what the good sis was all about. But I had a big diarrhea and I was out of paper, so I used her book instead. It was going straight to the trash anyway. Seems like even destiny doesn't want me to read this garbage and I'm to lazy to print it again. Can someone make me a recap concerning all the BS about Britney ? Because I heard she mentioned Britney 280 times, which is understandable as she's the only interesting topic. 

[OneLife]

How was the quality of the paper with the book printed on it? Do you recommend doing the same in case I will have diarrhea in the future? 

[jordeezy river red]

Just shred it and use it for cat litter or something. Your booty hole don't deserve all that (I hope). 

[blackingouthenegativity]

Using figurative diarrhea to clean up literal diarrhea

[breathe0022]

27 minutes ago, Louis-j said:

This morning, I printed her book (that I downloaded, of course, I don't live in a condo yet) to see what the good sis was all about. But I had a big diarrhea and I was out of paper, so I used her book instead. It was going straight to the trash anyway. Seems like even destiny doesn't want me to read this garbage and I'm to lazy to print it again. Can someone make me a recap concerning all the BS about Britney ? Because I heard she mentioned Britney 280 times, which is understandable as she's the only interesting topic. 

I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE BACKUP TOILET PAPER JOKE  

only useful thing this book can do to a person 

[Louis-j]

1 hour ago, OneLife said:

How was the quality of the paper with the book printed on it? Do you recommend doing the same in case I will have diarrhea in the future? 

Depends on what paper you print, I guess.  But f you use the book itself, it was printed in Canada so expect cheap quality.  Might hurt your *******.

[Louis-j]

1 hour ago, blackingouthenegativity said:

Using figurative diarrhea to clean up literal diarrhea

A true artist. Can't believe it took a **** to figure that out. 

[Louis-j]

1 hour ago, jordeezy said:

Just shred it and use it for cat litter or something. Your booty hole don't deserve all that (I hope). 

Your cat's poop deserves better as well. 

[No Seas Cortes]

What if JL possessed your ****  At night she'll read her book through your second hole and you'll have to listen to it 

Spoiler

I'm sick for that 

 

[Louis-j]

19 minutes ago, Henry M. Torres said:

What if JL possessed your ****  At night she'll read her book through your second hole and you'll have to listen to it 

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I'm sick for that 

 

You have the worst jokes.  and what second hole are you talking about ?  

[No Seas Cortes]

1 minute ago, Louis-j said:

You have the worst jokes.  

you have the worst ... idk even what !!!

1 minute ago, Louis-j said:

and what second hole are you talking about ?  

let me think ... **** ??? 

[Louis-j]

1 hour ago, Henry M. Torres said:

you have the worst ... idk even what !!!

let me think ... **** ??? 

You just acknowledged my perfection.