Britney strutting her stuff to 'Prince' in her back yard: since I've been on a break from the industry I realized it was the simple things I've missed the most

[Slayer]

 

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After my first real *** pic, I was kinda inspired 😎😜😂 to go red and then I cut all my hair off and now I feel like a brand new woman ✨ !!! I made a smoothie, went into my yard, turned on some Prince and laid out ... and then I put my hair up in a ponytail 👱🏼‍♀️ which made me look like Pebbles from The Flintstones and did some laundry 🧺🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️!!! But honestly laundry is my favorite thing to do especially in the evening when the sun is setting 🌇 ... I think most women secretly love doing laundry !!! I'll be honest and say that since I've been on a break from the industry I realized it was the simple things I've missed the most !!! On another note I really don't appreciate the paparazzi giving me a double chin while I'm driving in my car 🙄 ... you ******* ********* 😡 !!! But hey it's Hollywood and as Madonna says, how can it hurt you when it looks so good ??? Remember that song I sang on stage with her at the #VMAs😉🤓 ??? I've had my fair share of embarrassing pics and it's not the pictures that upset me ... I think it's the arrogant sarcasm and people talking **** that goes with it !!! Oh well ... I try to stay far away from it all and believe I'm doing a pretty damn good job at that lately ... I mean my home is spotless, I have a pie in the oven, and I'm gonna watch Twilight later 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ ... after I fold my clothes of course 😜😜😜 !!!

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[mmseventy]

A pie in the oven… 

[Oh baby baby]

Love Love Love her hair and the bikini 

She looks so hot and happy 

[Mattyj7883]

Just now, mmseventy said:

A pie in the oven… 

[PZHSB]

She looks gorgeous and so happy. I hope she is able to have another child, and lives her life in domestic bliss. She was robbed of so much in life.
 

In the words of Gwen Stefani, 

And all I wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life
And all I needed was a simple man
So I could be the wife

😭

 

[PZHSB]

1 minute ago, mmseventy said:

A pie in the oven… 

is her new single Apple Pie finally dropping? 

[Slayer]

She is GLOWING and radiating happiness 

[NachoCheese]

the acknowledgment of the 2003 VMAs and the double chin pic  

 

[Z-dawg]

A pie in the oven. Does that mean the same in the US like a bun in the oven in the UK? (Preggo) 🤷🏻‍♂️

I sure hope so 🤞🏻

[Stannedforever]

Coincidence? I think not 

[Watch Me Work It]

I love this hair length 🔥

[darkchildremix]

She's knocked up. 

[Rik vs Exhale]

APPLE PIE CONFIRMED AS THE LEAD SINGLE FOR HER NEXT ALBUM 

[frederiickx]

12 minutes ago, mmseventy said:

A pie in the oven… 

Apple Pie confirmed? 

[frederiickx]

5 minutes ago, Z-dawg said:

A pie in the oven. Does that mean the same in the US like a bun in the oven in the UK? (Preggo) 🤷🏻‍♂️

I sure hope so 🤞🏻

We usually say bun in the oven, not Pie. I hope she doesn't get pregnant until she is FREE. I don't want them to have anything else they can use to try and control her.

[UncannyX-Man2099]

She looks so good and so happy. But for the love of god get rid of that choker!! I hate when she wears it, so ugly haha.

Love the hair and happy to see her happy! I love doing  too, i feel her haha  

[Heitorzinho]

Okay the caption is A M A Z I N G, I love it ngl 

[Busybee]

Honey that smile! She is glowing for sure!

[Tetris]

Queen of wearing her bikini bottoms backwards. 
Candie’s 2009 tease.