Britney: I remember at 12 I had to grow up and break away

[Jordan Miller]

This caption is WHEW. 🤯 

 

In her new post, Britney reflects on her childhood pre-stardom. 

 

"I remember at 12 I had to grow up and break away from my doll Molly," she says.

 

Britney performed in New York City and joined the Mickey Mouse Club around those years. 

 

She recalls a simpler time when kids played outside versus staring at their phones.

 

Btw, the caption points out she got a new iPhone. Considering we're always speculating whether she has access to a phone or not, I thought that was interesting.

There's a lot to unpack here. Exhale, thoughts? 

 

 

 

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[NBT]

I see they had to include the sentence about B apparently getting a new phone. Did they think that was subtle? 

[Oprah Winfrey.]

American girl dolls came out like 10 years ago, I thought  

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I hate cassie

 

[Look But Don't Touch]

That thumbnail omg I thought it was Honest Vocal Coach for a sec 

[BritneySpearsDolls]

Well she definitely had felicity so.... https://twitter.com/bspearsdolls/status/1404912226239016960?s=21

 

and she was definitely older than 12 in that photo shoot .... maybe she also had Molly . 

[Tear the floor up up]

Not her mentioning playing video games and buying a new phone and then bashing technology  

[BritneySpearsDolls]

10 minutes ago, Britman512 said:

American girl dolls came out like 10 years ago, I thought  

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I hate cassie

 

They came out in like 1986 hahaha

[DanjaMouse]

I actually appreciated this caption. All true.

 

Posted with my face in my phone.

[bitbitboi]

I love reading HER stories!! (yes, I believe she writes them)

[bitbitboi]

This is Molly...

 

PS: Now we know where she got the inspiration for the "...Baby" video I--- 

[MonaLisa613]

The technology part is so true.

[NotBuyingIt]

28 minutes ago, Britman512 said:

American girl dolls came out like 10 years ago, I thought  

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I hate cassie

 

1986; the other poster is correct: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Girl

[PokemonSpears]

 

[MonaLisa613]

26 minutes ago, Tear the floor up up said:

Not her mentioning playing video games and buying a new phone and then bashing technology  

Well to be fair regarding the video game part, up until the game boy, your game console was hooked to the tv, the controllers were wired, u had to pop in a game cartridge and anyone with an NES knew if that **** was acting glitchy, u blow in the cartridge, video games were a lot more work back then, lol

[Tear the floor up up]

6 minutes ago, MonaLisa613 said:

Well to be fair regarding the video game part, up until the game boy, your game console was hooked to the tv, the controllers were wired, u had to pop in a game cartridge and anyone with an NES knew if that **** was acting glitchy, u blow in the cartridge, video games were a lot more work back then, lol

Haha true! I love the idea of our queen playing video games 

[FemmeFataleBrit]

They did the most horrible job disguising the ‘I got a new phone’ thing haha.

[FemmeFataleBrit]

Why did I laugh so hard at the emoji after technology driven?

[Alestaos]

[Urbanney]

I feel like she does write these. It just makes no sense why someone else would be writing all of this. Along with Jordan's thread about how Britney posted a tiger on her website and now she's posted tigers and big cats a bunch of times. 

I'm not saying her PR doesn't step in once in a while (aka that 2019 post with a video where she says "I'm okay" while there's a long *** rant about Sam Lutfi in the caption), but idk. I feel like this is Britney. 

[ObsessedBritFan1]