I’m Horneiy Let’s Play A Game

[HIM]

Based on the month of your birthday, let’s see who you have s** with 

January - Max Martin

February - Anson Mount

March - Sam Ingham

April - Justin Timberlake

May - Mike Myers as Austin Powers

June - Sam Asghari

July - Jimmy Fallon

August - Jamie Spears

September - Jordan Miller

October - Larry Rudolph 

November - Chase Benz

December - Britney Spears 

[TakeYourHand]

Yay, I’m JT! And what’s so weird about this thread is I wondering if I could make a s** thread in the general section. I just had the largest… of my life!!! 
#themoreyouknow #vitalinformation #relaxed

[Look But Don't Touch]

Maybe with Britney only 

[princessmimi]

I got Jordan Miller. EW

And LMAO at people who got Jamie Spears,

I feel sorry for you guys  

[redacted statement]

Doesn't James' ruptured colon mean that I'd have to let him top me? 

[Look But Don't Touch]

1 hour ago, princessmimi said:

I got Jordan Miller. EW

Lmaooo 

He's the best option after Britney and her boyfriend tbh  at least he's not 2,000 years old like some people on the list

[Jordan Miller]

This topic and the replies are a lot to process

[Lonely2001]

Ummmmm I got Jordan... still better than Britneys dad tho 🤣🤣🤣

[Sgt Spears deputy]

OMG WHAT is that?!   And NO, I won't sleep with Larry.

[Adriannn]

Ok I got Max Martin... 

[HIM]

23 minutes ago, Jordan Miller said:

This topic and the replies are a lot to process

When is your birthday? Did you get yourself? 

[TakeYourHand]

7 hours ago, princessmimi said:

I got Jordan Miller. EW

And LMAO at people who got Jamie Spears,

I feel sorry for you guys  

Suit yourself sweetie. I’d tickle that pickle. 🤷🏽‍♂️ 

[Oprah Winfrey.]

Sam Ingham 

Idgaf he got money, and I’m not for free

I charge $10,000 per minute mr big baller 

[SlayOut]

I’m sleeping with Britney!  Maybe she’d be OK having a slumber party where we drink tea and paint. Otherwise maybe she could peg me  Dominatrix queen

[BritBreakitDown20]

i got Jimmy Fallon  i would go for his young SNL self while having to tolerate his cheesy jokes 

[Haha-Hehe-Haha-Ho]

I got Britney. Is it weird if I ask her to sing Breathe on Me during? I’d settle for a just a lip sync though. 

[garjames24]

mine is Nov. says i'd have s** with Chase Benz but i want Daddy Sam 

[garjames24]

10 hours ago, princessmimi said:

I got Jordan Miller. EW

And LMAO at people who got Jamie Spears,

I feel sorry for you guys  

Jordan isn't ugly though

[jordeezy river red]

I got Jimmy Fallon ewwwww. 

[jordeezy river red]

10 hours ago, iAlwaysSingLive said:

Doesn't James' ruptured colon mean that I'd have to let him top me? 

Omg I screamed