BREAKING EXHALE NEWS: Exhale user @Blackout2006 will be streaming Jessica Simpson's discography for the very first time on March 15th. Tune in to the SPECIAL live event!

[DignifiedLove]

The Exhale community was very appalled and disheartened when they found out that Exhale's very own @Blackout2006 never heard a SUCCESSICA LEGENDSON song in ha life.  

On the flipside, I am finally excited to tell you on Monday morning March 15th, @Blackout2006 will be STREAMING Jessica Simpson's discography for the first time ever in a special breatheheavy LIVE Event under the General Section of Exhale and I promise you, it'll be a morning to rememberT.

So what are you waiting for r@+s, Exhale?  Mark your calendars and make sure to tune in to this very special event where @Blackout2006 will not only culture ha self with all 15 of Slayssica's smash-hit singles, but will also rank which ones are ha favorite. 

Can't wait to see you all there!<3  

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Spoiler

sorry if I forget to tag any of you btw 

 

[Blackout2006]

Yes Exhale its true, its true

I have never heard a Slaysuccesica song every in my life, I didnt even know she used to sing

But its okay, mistakes happen  So cant wait to see all you r@t$ tomorrow on my final verdict on whether I am a new Jessuca stan or issa pass for me  See yall tomorrow morning

[Hooked-On-Knee]

1 minute ago, Blackout2006 said:

Yes Exhale its true, its true

I have never heard a Slaysuccesica song every in my life, I didnt even know she used to sing

But its okay, mistakes happen  So cant wait to see all you r@t$ tomorrow on my final verdict on whether I am a new Jessuca stan or issa pass for me  See yall tomorrow morning

I haven't heard a song from ha either.

Maybe I'll tune in to listen with ya.

[thebritmaster]

Spoiler, she gives new meaning to Breatheheavy 

[rik]

LOL THIS THREAD. HELL

WHAT THE 

Guys listen to these boots were made for walkin and with you, and irresistible 

[Blackout2006]

19 minutes ago, Hooked-On-Knee said:

I haven't heard a song from ha either.

Maybe I'll tune in to listen with ya.

Oop-

Seems we have a new member in the partay @SUCCESSICA IS A QUEEN 

[PokemonSpears]

this is the only song in full I've heard from her

 

we used to change the channel every time a video of hers came up

[DignifiedLove]

27 minutes ago, Blackout2006 said:

Yes Exhale its true, its true

I have never heard a Slaysuccesica song every in my life, I didnt even know she used to sing

But its okay, mistakes happen  So cant wait to see all you r@t$ tomorrow on my final verdict on whether I am a new Jessuca stan or issa pass for me  See yall tomorrow morning

Can't wait  

I already got my red carpet outfit ready, what will you be wearing?  

This will truly be the biggest thing on Exhale since the 2020 Exhale Awards, say thank you @SUCCESSICA IS A QUEEN once again for reviving your career  

[DignifiedLove]

29 minutes ago, Hooked-On-Knee said:

I haven't heard a song from ha either.

Maybe I'll tune in to listen with ya.

 

1 minute ago, PokemonSpears said:

this is the only song in full I've heard from her

 

we used to change the channel every time a video of hers came up

Electric chair  

Should I add the two of yous to the OP as well?   

[DignifiedLove]

19 minutes ago, Blackout2006 said:

Oop-

Seems we have a new member in the partay @SUCCESSICA IS A QUEEN 

I'm sure there will be a few others who want to join the party as well  

[rik]

i really like Ashlee’s first album

[RadicalOptimism]

A momentous occasion and I’ll be more impressed when she binges Newlyweds, watches the Christmas special and variety show and reads Open Book  

[Hooked-On-Knee]

8 minutes ago, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

Newlyweds

Wasn't this supposed to be like Chaotic 2.0. ?

[RadicalOptimism]

5 minutes ago, Hooked-On-Knee said:

Wasn't this supposed to be like Chaotic 2.0. ?

Chaotic was Newlyweds 2.0 

[TSmidnighTS]

@Blackout2006 YOU HAVENT HEARD ANY AT ALL?!

[DignifiedLove]

3 hours ago, Rick101 said:

i really like Ashlee’s first album

Love Ashlee sweets...don't get me wrong, she was the IT girl of 2004 but this is a Jessica thread so please try to stay on topic without derailing this one   

Love u rat  

[DignifiedLove]

3 hours ago, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

A momentous occasion and I’ll be more impressed when she binges Newlyweds, watches the Christmas special and variety show and reads Open Book  

A dream

Don't forget the Variety Hour Special 

@Blackout2006 better glue ha wig shut with extra adhesive cream 

 

[rik]

8 minutes ago, SUCCESSICA IS A QUEEN said:

Love Ashlee sweets...don't get me wrong, she was the IT girl of 2004 but this is a Jessica thread so please try to stay on topic without derailing this one   

Love u rat  

  noted 

[DignifiedLove]

1 hour ago, InTheZone4Life said:

@Blackout2006 YOU HAVENT HEARD ANY AT ALL?!

A flop wbk but we'll finally forgive her on the 15th of March   

Will you be attending the live event btw?  

[TSmidnighTS]

I will be here for the great awakening of ms flopout2006