Britney: What do you like to do with your time? I like satisfaction

[Jordan Miller]

I don't even know where to begin.

In Britney's new video, she plays with kinetic sand she bought from Target and asks a few existential questions about what satisfies a person. 

Is it working out? Cleaning, cooking? What gives a person satisfaction. For her, it's passing the time (literally, she flips the hour glass) by playing with the moon sand. 

There's a lot to unpack here.
 

 

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[GaSt]

What's with her voice?

[Buffybot]

I feel sorry for her. 

[girl_bye]

is that kinetic sand

[SUPERJACK]

 

[jj_boha]

I’m speechless because I’m confused 

[FreeLou]

Did they save this for now to distract the GP before the documentary? 

[PokemonSpears]

Omg my dream of ASMRney is coming true

[nwonder]

Brinny playing with her handlers guts like this is indeed satisfying 

[Slayer]

Satisfied with the documentary coming out queen?! 

[THE BAJAN VIBE]

3 minutes ago, PokemonSpears said:

Omg my dream of ASMRney is coming true

Her voice is perfect for ASMR.

[THE BAJAN VIBE]

I love this woman.

[Fenixxx123]

Since when "she" posts that much on fridays? FBS impact.

[applehead]

I swear this is her teams efforts at making her look "weird" or "unstable" because they know the documentary is out tonight and they are still trying to justify her being in a conservatorship...not working! 

[lilhennythings]

3 minutes ago, Slayer said:

Satisfied with the documentary coming out queen?! 

lmao ***** you are on fire today.

 

 

 

 

 

but really. I don't even know what to say anymore. The only non-sad explanation I can think of for this is Britney really is trolling. There cannot be any other answer here. Someone please explain this to me  it's just so bizarre.

[PZHSB]

Imagine being this bored and lonely? 

[PZHSB]

It’s like they posted it so we could see the iPhone/iPad charger...

[THE BAJAN VIBE]

4 minutes ago, Fenixxx123 said:

Since when "she" posts that much on fridays? FBS impact.

Well, you know BRITNEY herself wants all the attention in her 'weird' behaviour on IG. She wants all the attention for her, no Framing Britney Spears.  

[lilhennythings]

If she didn't say "Do you like to sew" or whatever I would be like, this is a video she wanted to send her kids or something and has been posted. 

[Onyxgirl17]

Umm... so..... this is definitely an intentional post from her team. We don’t know when this was from or submitted... but yea this is weird.