Azealia Banks bashes Gaga's Chromatica merchandise

[Slayer]

So Azealia Banks appears to have bought some Chromatica soap and gave the below reviews.

It appears she is unhappy with the 10 boxes of Chromatica soap she bought 

[Midnight]

Not this lady buying over priced cheap celebrity merchandise and expecting to get  high quality products  

Who's buying soap from Lady Gaga though ? I can't deal this is too funny 

[Midnight]

I wonder if she already bought the Chromatica oreos ?  

[Mxra]

Girl, that soap isn't going to be able to wash those nasty hands after you touched that cat 

[Slayer]

1 minute ago, ol123 said:

Girl, that soap isn't going to be able to wash those nasty hands after you touched that cat 

She's complaining about the scent of soap when she dug up her dead cat? 

[AmorProhibido]

Honey sit down, you literally just dug up your dead cat and ate him. 

[Stefani]

Imagine getting dragged by Azealia Empty Banks Account; Gaga has truly fallen ever since she started selling Avon and Oreos. 

[Alexanda]

 

[OnlyBeyonce]

[BUWYGF]

Doesnt she have to sacrifice chickens or cats or sumthin?

[Mantequilla]

Chromatica soap? ...Why? 

[MikeSim]

1 hour ago, AmorProhibido said:

Honey sit down, you literally just dug up your dead cat and ate him. 

She didn't eat her cat lmao. She boiled the remains in peroxide to properly clean the bones. It's a bit strange, but not all that uncommon amongst people who do taxidermy and collect animal skulls and what not. I sent the article to a friend and they weren't phased as they have done similar things with animal remains to make jewelery using the bones, they just don't publicize it over their Instagram while doing it lol. 

I also find it funny that everyone shades Azealia for making soap, but when others jump on the bandwagon and clearly don't even make sure the product is of good quality, and she calls them out she is somehow wrong? She is a crappy person, but at least give her props of her soap game since its about all she does right these days haha. The fact that her soap is cheaper than gaga's, and she actually is very transparent about what is in it makes me respect her a bit more (Respect and Azealia Banks in the same paragraph is not something I ever thought I would type lol). 

[ICouldntThinkOfOne]

As much as I love Gaga, what did Azealia expect buying Merch? Of course it wasnt going to be super luxurious.

 

Also, why did she buy so much?!

[Trentals]

She ate her ******* cat. Her opinion is moot. 

[2K16NEY]

Ok but WHY is she ordering Chromatica soaps 

Who in the world is even buying that stuff anyway  

[girl_bye]

what was she expecting tho

[redacted statement]

I mean, she's not wrong. Her Bussy Boy soap outsold:

Lighten & tighten. Y'all should invest the 6 dollars. 

[Isla]

Ten bars of soap??

[Brother Shawn]

2 hours ago, MikeSim said:

She didn't eat her cat lmao. She boiled the remains in peroxide to properly clean the bones. It's a bit strange, but not all that uncommon amongst people who do taxidermy and collect animal skulls and what not. I sent the article to a friend and they weren't phased as they have done similar things with animal remains to make jewelery using the bones, they just don't publicize it over their Instagram while doing it lol. 

I also find it funny that everyone shades Azealia for making soap, but when others jump on the bandwagon and clearly don't even make sure the product is of good quality, and she calls them out she is somehow wrong? She is a crappy person, but at least give her props of her soap game since its about all she does right these days haha. The fact that her soap is cheaper than gaga's, and she actually is very transparent about what is in it makes me respect her a bit more (Respect and Azealia Banks in the same paragraph is not something I ever thought I would type lol). 

Very well said. I had come here to say this but you worded it better than i could ever have. 

[Brother Shawn]

2 hours ago, Trentals said:

She ate her ******* cat. Her opinion is moot. 

Y’all *****es really do believe she ate the cat?! Lmfao 💀💀💀