Britney details her spearitual experience riding a bike at the beach

[The Exhale Psychic]

1 minute ago, nanabs said:

Why do you think?

 

[Towelney]

34 minutes ago, Jordan Miller said:

suntan oil

Ah! 

[monalisaney81]

Shes practically saying “look at all the messages i’m sending you so you can help me.”

[nanabs]

4 minutes ago, Britney-fan12332143 said:

 

But it makes sense that she wants to have a baby. Or maybe never again. XD

[nanabs]

3 minutes ago, MANDIXMX said:

Shes practically saying “look at all the messages i’m sending you so you can help me.”

It scares me if it's real

[Slayer]

7 minutes ago, MANDIXMX said:

Shes practically saying “look at all the messages i’m sending you so you can help me.”

[Britneylandia]

I think she’s asking for help, not even kidding.

[monalisaney81]

7 minutes ago, nanabs said:

It scares me if it's real

Same, but we are working as best as we can.

I imagine her social media team sees all the long rambling in her comment and are like “oh brother this chick is off her rocker...” and they just post it without even realizing she’s asking for help. Theres a reason why the help is at the bottom.  

[Fenixxx123]

She really loves those shorts.

[sugarfallxofme]

the queen going deep with the beach 

 

[Notthesame]

34 minutes ago, Alottawarmheart12 said:

I feel like she has to emphasize everything she does. Like "Wearing mask and riding bikes with social distancing". So Kevin doesn't call his lawyers to threaten her. Also I LOVE the spiritual awaking she is having this year.  Glad to see you happy brit!

To be honest without team Con in the way... she could/would buy Kevin... double his child support and it would only cost her half the price of the conservatorship per year 🤷🏼‍♂️ Kevin would give custody so fast Jamie’s colon would explode before the ink even dried. 😇 

[DignifiedLove]

Omg I wonder which beach this is...venice? redondo? 

[sugarfallxofme]

18 minutes ago, Britneylandia said:

I think she’s asking for help, not even kidding.

the fact that “help” is the only word written in caps apart of “god bless you all”

[joe sp]

You guys is she or someone deleting her instagram stories? I keep seeing "This story is no longer available"

[sugarfallxofme]

1 minute ago, Notthesame said:

To be honest without team Con in the way... she could/would buy Kevin... double his child support and it would only cost her half the price of the conservatorship per year 🤷🏼‍♂️ Kevin would give custody so fast Jamie’s colon would explode before the ink even dried. 😇 

sometimes i think kevin would be very happy to give more custody to Britney, despite some members of the fandom hate him, their relationship has been over for more than 13 years now, they both have matured and it seems they get along pretty well. if it wasn’t for Jamie they probably would have like a 50/50 custody imo

[ColdAsFire88]

On this episode of Decoding Britneys Instagram...

[hybirdfox]

Every time Sam comments on her post so does britneythezone...coincidence??

[Watch Me Work It]

I could get on board with her "sending messages" through her instagram but on every post? I don't think her team can be that dumb. I can see it slipping a few times like the speeding ticket vid or the Janet's Control cover but now every post is yellow or has a HELP on capital letters

idk. I feel like they are just feeding the "conspiracies".

Also I know this is dumb but I cackled at this comment

[RedBloodedWoman]

14 minutes ago, DEAR DIARY STAN said:

Omg I wonder which beach this is...venice? redondo? 

It looks like Malibu

[britneymegamix]

37 minutes ago, Watch Me Work It said:

I could get on board with her "sending messages" through her instagram but on every post? I don't think her team can be that dumb. I can see it slipping a few times like the speeding ticket vid or the Janet's Control cover but now every post is yellow or has a HELP on capital letters

idk. I feel like they are just feeding the "conspiracies".

Also I know this is dumb but I cackled at this comment

This. They probably love the attention the name "Britney Spears" is getting again.

 

Oh, no, sorry, I forgot, she can't speak up for herself, she's super controlled, but she can send super secrets messages (e.g. like HELP) on "her" account that reaches more than 25 million of people. Only true, heroic and loyal fans will be able to understand  these messages, her team is too dumb.