Britney annoys her boyfriend in hilarious new video, but the rose-shaped soap post is worth your undivided attention

[PlayboyMommy]

Why does the water in the bathub look so dirty though 

[Busybee]

The soap one just sounds like a little girl not really creepy i enjoyed the squishy sound haha

[RebelMe]

15 minutes ago, VanillaCandlez said:

It’s ASMR baby

 

Invented ASMR

[MyahJeanSpears]

43 minutes ago, Damon said:

Britney shared a couple of new videos to Instagram on Tuesday, and they're both equally revealing. 

 

In one, Britney annoys her boyfriend, Sam Asghari, while he's catching some sun. She said:

 

The second clip shows Britney, soaking in a tub, smushing a piece of soap sculpted in the shape of a delicate rose. There's probably some hidden double meaning there, so let the conspiracy theory games begin.

 

 

 

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The fact that this douche can be "annoyed" by the Queen means he needs to go to the guillotine for crimes against humanity. 

This is so fake btw. Even when he's "napping" he looks like he's posing for a photoshoot. Nothing organic about it. We all know deep inside Sham's natural body response to getting poked in the mouth is to get on all fours. 

Knee taught HA.

[The Exhale Psychic]

3 minutes ago, Busybee said:

The soap one just sounds like a little girl not really creepy i enjoyed the squishy sound haha

But She is Not A Little Girl. She is nearly 40. And she has not Acted like that since 2007. Guys i think we should be worried

[Buffybot]

"her" ponctuation changed again.

The comments are amazing lately. The ones saying hi to "Britney's dad" 

Some noticed the nails thing. During the video with Scam It looks red-ish, on the soap one... Not.

chronological order, Cassie. Lazy ****

[ImAmy]

Also, have you noticed that she had manicure done in the first video but not in the bath tube one? I wonder which is the most recent video 

 

[BlackoutInTheCircus]

All in favour of Britney starting an ASMR Channel on YouTube

[Tidisanto]

Actually, lately I’ve been thinking that it’s “weird” that she posts this content as a post and not as IG story. Like, they need to be on her page for whatever reason. 

[NBT]

9 minutes ago, Arianna said:

The “fooled ya” is 2020’s “Thought wrong, didn’t ya?”

I used to say this all the time 

 

[MinakoS]

2 hours ago, ShatteredAss98 said:

Yeah the soap one gave me weird vibes, the way she said “it’s just soap” is kinda creepy 

[Busybee]

2 minutes ago, Britney-fan12332143 said:

But She is Not A Little Girl. She is nearly 40. And she has not Acted like that since 2007. Guys i think we should be worried

Eh im almost 30 and have very childish tendencies I guess it just depends i know her situation is clearly different than mine but I get told I talk like a child. I dont think its cause for alarm just yet. Yall have to understand from what we can tell Sam is her only true connection. I imagine it gets lonely being her. She's always been soft and sensitive. I get where your coming from but I dont think you should worry just yet.

[jennyj]

9 minutes ago, PlayboiMommy said:

Why does the water in the bathub look so dirty though 

Lol probably from that bath bomb / soap stuff she's using. You can see rose pieces floating throghout. 

[Towelney]

Sam and that water bottle tho 

[MyahJeanSpears]

7 minutes ago, PlayboiMommy said:

Why does the water in the bathub look so dirty though 

[Makemeooh]

6 minutes ago, Britney-fan12332143 said:

But She is Not A Little Girl. She is nearly 40. And she has not Acted like that since 2007. Guys i think we should be worried

She acted the same saying “Ellen, it says Dream!”. You guys are overthinking

[jennyj]

I loved the Britney + Sam one... that was cute.

But the bathtub one made me really uncomfortable LOL.... like the way she was squeezing and stretching that soap... almost horror mixed with ****ographic LOL.   Is she naked?  I can't believe her insta manager would allow that... but nothing's shown... but still super creepy LOL.
I'm trying to figure out if it's a metaphor?  Like implying it's a pretty pink rose but it's actually just soap that just disappears and washes away?  There's something really dark about that

 

Queen of Pranks, Queen of Roses, Queen of Bathwater  

[jennyj]

What were those marks on her legs???? :| 

[The Exhale Psychic]

2 minutes ago, Busybee said:

Eh im almost 30 and have very childish tendencies I guess it just depends i know her situation is clearly different than mine but I get told I talk like a child. I dont think its cause for alarm just yet. Yall have to understand from what we can tell Sam is her only true connection. I imagine it gets lonely being her. She's always been soft and sensitive. I get where your coming from but I dont think you should worry just yet.

Maybe I Am Panicking but for a while i have felt like she is not ok. Probably Due to the Conservertorship

[ImAmy]

See That pink rose? See how beautiful it is? Watch, and then destroys the rose ... it feels like a threat