Have Any Of You Heard Of Kylie Minogue?

[babyimmafreak90]

I’m glad you’re joking about not knowing her. Nearly added to Keeping Up With The Cancellations @Towelney 

But incase someone doesn’t know her () 

Seasoned Kylie stan here. Australia’s pop Queen. 00’s Kylie is my fave though, so Light Years, Fever, Body Language, X (her Blackout  ) and Aphrodite. 

[Mxra]

"Not well known"? 80million+ record sales, 3rd best selling female artist in UK history and the main staged event at Glastonbury with an attendance of 200,000 people in 2019 tell me something different. 

[Stefani]

Isn't she a makeup mogul or something?

[Blackout2006]

21 hours ago, Towelney said:

Yes 

I was waiting for someone to catch on 

Gurl I was relieved to see this  how could you be on exhale and NOT know Kylie Minogue  

[Towelney]

Just now, Blackout2006 said:

Gurl I was relieved to see this  how could you be on exhale and NOT know Kylie Minogue  

I didn’t know her until I joined Exhale 

But when I listened to her most popular song, “Can’t Get You Out of My Head”, I was like, wait I’ve heard this before 

[Towelney]

7 hours ago, ol123 said:

"Not well known"? 80million+ record sales, 3rd best selling female artist in UK history and the main staged event at Glastonbury with an attendance of 200,000 people in 2019 tell me something different. 

I was being sarcastic 

I thought this emote ->  would convey it.

[Blackout2006]

2 minutes ago, Towelney said:

But when I listened to her most popular song, “Can’t Get You Out of My Head”, I was like, wait I’ve heard this before 

Shall we cancel you for playing with our feelings on not knowing Slaylie Minogue? 

Keeping up with the cancellations? 

 

[Towelney]

On 6/26/2020 at 12:05 PM, Blackout2006 said:

Shall we cancel you for playing with our feelings on not knowing Slaylie Minogue? 

Keeping up with the cancellations? 

 

I thought the way I wrote the thread made it pretty obvious it was a joke 
 

I don’t think I need to be cancelled...for now

 

[Towelney]

I’ll go grab some eye drops and make an apology thread 

[Blackout2006]

1 minute ago, Towelney said:

I’ll go grab some eye drops and make an apology thread 

GURL  who u shading? WHO!? 

[Towelney]

8 minutes ago, Blackout2006 said:

GURL  who u shading? WHO!? 

 

Spoiler

This wasn’t meant to shade Jordan lol

 

[Blackout2006]

1 minute ago, Towelney said:

[ElToxico]

TBH I wouldnt be surprised to see such statement from a GenZ'er

[Thelegendarybritney]

i knew this was a troll thread the moment i read that title 

[BabyBabyBay]

I very nearly deleted my account, there and then 

[Seriously]

As great as Kylie is, I’m glad she passed on Toxic.

[Trentals]

Y’all need to get into her old ~indie~ house music. Her self titled album is FLAWLESS!

I know most people know her for her pop stuff, but she has such a varied discography that is worthy of checking out 

 

 

[ScooterScott86]

On 6/25/2020 at 1:21 PM, Midnight said:

Yes well I only know her hits and her album Aphrodite. Get Outta My Way is her best. 

I also think she's one of the most beautiful singers ever 

No lies detected there! Kween Kylie, forgot that Jenner trash. 

[Towelney]

I love how this thread is still going 

[Roxxy]

^ you're gonna forever piss off the Aussies with this.  Now this thread will be revived every time they browse Exhale because their impulse would be to defend / spread the word about Ms. Minogue.