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5 hours ago, Roxxy said:

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Woah. Can't a witcher go to the forest to slay a few beasts without causing a commotion in the city. e1fae04d955808850a4a700f598b5b95.gif

Roxxy is my number one (Yennefer). However, Geralt has a number two (Triss) and a number three (Fringilla). Let's not forget Jaskier as well. We might take a bath later. c9af28635df621c83d4abd7637535446f067d9a0

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24 minutes ago, Geralt_of_Rivia said:

Woah. Can't a witcher go to the forest to slay a few beasts without causing a commotion in the city. 

I've got the moves, Geralt. You got the motion. If we got together we'd be causing a commotion. :barbie:

24 minutes ago, Geralt_of_Rivia said:

Roxxy is my number one (Yennefer). However, Geralt has a number two (Triss) and a number three (Fringilla). Let's not forget Jaskier as well. We might take a bath later. 

How dare you have side chicks. :pika: but I love baths. I do concerts. :makeitrain:

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23 minutes ago, Roxxy said:

I've got the moves, Geralt. You got the motion. If we got together we'd be causing a commotion. :barbie:

How dare you have side chicks. :pika: but I love baths. I do concerts. :makeitrain:

Neighbours say we're causing a commotion, like a slumber party. 

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Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks. 

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8 hours ago, Geralt_of_Rivia said:

Neighbours say we're causing a commotion, like a slumber party. 

We're gonna get down tonight. See if I can make you blush. I can be mysterious, and we're not gonna sleep tonight~ :barbie:

8 hours ago, Geralt_of_Rivia said:

Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks. 

This is your final warning. You know I give you life. If you try this *beep* again, you gon' lose your wife. :tiffdrink:

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1 hour ago, Roxxy said:

We're gonna get down tonight. See if I can make you blush. I can be mysterious, and we're not gonna sleep tonight~ :barbie:

This is your final warning. You know I give you life. If you try this *beep* again, you gon' lose your wife. :tiffdrink:

Hold up. They don't love you like I love you. Slow down. :sobbing:

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I've read a couple of pages and you guys are for h0rny :jl: I almost felt deflowered :jl:

4 minutes ago, C0CKy said:

He looks like Spongebob Squarepants. :parisok:

even with that cheat (studio photoshoot, tan + oil on his body, muscles flexed, 'deep and thought-provoking gaze with furrowed eyebrows) he remains under average for me :jj: and he skipped leg-day

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1 hour ago, conceptuel said:

I've read a couple of pages and you guys are for h0rny :jl: I almost felt deflowered :jl:

even with that cheat (studio photoshoot, tan + oil on his body, muscles flexed, 'deep and thought-provoking gaze with furrowed eyebrows) he remains under average for me :jj: and he skipped leg-day

I agree honestly.
Is that why his pants are so .. square? :decisions:

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3 hours ago, Roxxy said:

This is taking a toll, the way the story unfolds. Not the picture perfect Netflix series everyone would've saw. :sobbing:

I was torn between Irreplaceable and Don't hurt yourself for our romance but at least the latter still gives hope for the future of the relationship, unlike the former: To the left, to the left. Everything you owe in the box to the left. I could have another you in a minute. :goat:

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12 minutes ago, Geralt_of_Rivia said:

I was torn between Irreplaceable and Don't hurt yourself for our romance but at least the latter still gives hope for the future of the relationship, unlike the former: To the left, to the left. Everything you owe in the box to the left. I could have another you in a minute.

I mean there really is hope because we know how Lemonade ended. Ten times out of nine, I know you're lying. But nine times out of ten, I know you're trying. So I'm trying to be fair, and you're trying to be there and to care. :hugs::bigkiss:

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