Cringy lyrics

[Ofcoursenot]

Hi guys! I was listening some music and I found myself that I usually skip some songs that I like because of the cringy/stupid love/dumb lyrics.

Not all the lyrics but just like a sentence

So which songs makes you skip because of that ONE sentence? Could be Britney (My Baby-Mmm Papi-Chillin with U are banned for obvious reasons) or any other artist

I'll start:

I don't like cities
But I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork

Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London, baby you can keep

 

If I was a ruler I'd set you straight
But your love is like a sharpener, it really grates

Edited June 15, 2020 by Roxxy
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[Roxxy]

I've always found this lyric funny back in high school.

If you're over me, i'm already over you
If it's all been done, what is left to do
How can you hang up if the line is dead
If you wanna walk, i'm a step ahead
If you're moving on, i'm already gone
If the light is off then it isn't on

I'm like... duh.

[Midnight]

Dear Diary by Britney and the voice messages on the oops album

 

 

[Ofcoursenot]

8 minutes ago, Roxxy said:

I've always found this lyric funny back in high school.

If you're over me, i'm already over you
If it's all been done, what is left to do
How can you hang up if the line is dead
If you wanna walk, i'm a step ahead
If you're moving on, i'm already gone
If the light is off then it isn't on

I'm like... duh.

Did she really...?

 

7 minutes ago, Midnight said:

Dear Diary by Britney and the voice messages on the oops album

 

 

Oooh same, I rarely listen to DD, I like the melody but not the lyrics

[Mxra]

"Won't stop till you breatheheavy" 

[Mgmgmgmg]

UNFORTUNATELY I have to add "Beautiful (Drop Dead) by Britney ft. Sabi. You probably all know the line. 

I absolutely love this song but Sabi's verse is just horrible and makes this song unlistenable once she's up.

Boy, boy
Look at you
I wanna get, get, get next to you
Got me kinda hot
But, I ain't sweatin' you
Steamin' like like a pot full of vegetables

 

[Roxxy]

16 minutes ago, Midnight said:

the voice messages on the oops album

I love you so you get a free pass. 

5 minutes ago, ol123 said:

"Won't stop till you breatheheavy"

How dare you.

[blackoutbixxh]

It’s not necessarily a song that I skip, but Summer Girls by LFO. The song is a summertime bop but when you actually look up the lyrics it’s just a bunch of mumble jumble lyrics thrown in a song. Like what are you even talking about??   

Spoiler

 

[Jitterbug]

Lady Gaga - Highway Unicorn (Road to Love):

"We can be strong, we can be strong

Follow that unicorn on the road to love"

When I used to listen to Born This Way, I always skipped that horrible song, especially when the next line came in and stuck on repeat:

Run run with her t-

[Spicechinodiva]

Janet Jackson. 

 

I really find her khia's part on so excited horrible

 

Is ya is ya is  yahungry

 

I got you licky licky licking on my body

Like it's something to eat

 

Nicki Minaj on IDGA

"A-yo Madonna, you're more original than dada". 

 

It's cringy knowing she added more feul to the fued of the little monsters on their anger towards Madonna 

 

It only got worse when she declared that

"There's only one queen, and it's Madonna Bish"

[Jitterbug]

Although I loved this one, even today I enjoy listening to it, the lyrics are one of the most cringey I've ever seen:

Turn the lights out now
Now I'll take you by the hand
Hand you another drink
Drink it if you can
Can you spend a little time
Time is slipping away away from us so stay
Stay with me I can make
Make you glad you came

[Mgmgmgmg]

4 minutes ago, blackoutbixxh said:

It’s not necessarily a song that I skip, but Summer Girls by LFO. The song is actually a summertime bop but when you actually look up the lyrics it’s just a bunch of mumble jumble lyrics thrown in a song. Like what are you even talking about?? 

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I am actually cracking up! I never realized how horrible these lyrics are lmao

Stayed all summer
Then went back home
Macualay Culkin was in Home Alone

[Midnight]

Jealousy, Jealousy, Jealousy 

CRINGE 

 

 

 

[PuertoRicosFinest]

Anything by Pink.  “You and your hand tonight.” And all the lyrics to “so what”.  She sounds like she has the education of a 3rd grader.

[Spicechinodiva]

7 minutes ago, Jitterbug said:

Lady Gaga - Highway Unicorn (Road to Love):

"We can be strong, we can be strong

Follow that unicorn on the road to love"

When I used to listen to Born This Way, I always skipped that horrible song, especially when the next line came in and stuck on repeat:

Run run with her t-

Several of Born this way tracks are edited 

 

@Roxxy

@Jordan Miller

Will tell you. On some songs there so censored i had no idea what she was trying to say. 

 

 

[Spicechinodiva]

5 minutes ago, Jitterbug said:

Although I loved this one, even today I enjoy listening to it, the lyrics are one of the most cringey I've ever seen:

Turn the lights out now
Now I'll take you by the hand
Hand you another drink
Drink it if you can
Can you spend a little time
Time is slipping away away from us so stay
Stay with me I can make
Make you glad you came

Well he's glad he made the girl *********. 

 

Literally the song is bout how he's glad made her came. 

[blackoutbixxh]

1 minute ago, Mgmgmgmg said:

I am actually cracking up! I never realized how horrible these lyrics are lmao

Stayed all summer
Then went back home
Macualay Culkin was in Home Alone

I had to link the whole song because there were too many to choose from! But I think the best might have to be:

Like the color purple
Macaroni and cheese
Ruby-red slippers
And a bunch of trees
Call you up but what's the use?
I like Kevin Bacon
But I hate Footloose

[Roxxy]

4 minutes ago, Jitterbug said:

Although I loved this one, even today I enjoy listening to it, the lyrics are one of the most cringey I've ever seen:

We got a The Wanted fan here @iAlwaysSingLive 

[Ofcoursenot]

8 minutes ago, blackoutbixxh said:

It’s not necessarily a song that I skip, but Summer Girls by LFO. The song is a summertime bop but when you actually look up the lyrics it’s just a bunch of mumble jumble lyrics thrown in a song. Like what are you even talking about?? I linked the song below because there’s just too many to choose from  

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5 minutes ago, Jitterbug said:

Although I loved this one, even today I enjoy listening to it, the lyrics are one of the most cringey I've ever seen:

Turn the lights out now
Now I'll take you by the hand
Hand you another drink
Drink it if you can
Can you spend a little time
Time is slipping away away from us so stay
Stay with me I can make
Make you glad you came

A BOP but lets not... those lyrics, the double meaning tho

[Roxxy]

4 minutes ago, Midnight said:

Jealousy, Jealousy, Jealousy CRINGE 

 

Really. Why you do me like this.