Oh man. Cristiano Ronaldo man-spreading with a man-bun

[Jordan Miller]

Team, I was just casually sipping my morning coffee, surfing through Exhale and social media when BAM. Football/soccer super-star Cristiano Ronaldo's junk in my face.

His piercing stare like a laser through my soul. His shins glistening, man-bun perky, feet on full display, wearing some kind of EMS training gear.

Why did that come off like a poem

This photo is an assault to the senses. Obviously I RAN to Exhale to share. How we feeling bout this?

 

[Urbanney]

13 minutes ago, JordanMiller said:

feet on full display

Jordan, do you have a foot fetish? 

 

Anyways, I don’t like the man bun, even though it kinda makes him look tribal which is cool. Pretty hot picture otherwise though 

[Ofcoursenot]

I don't find him attractive AT ALL 

[Brat]

Just now, Ofcoursenot said:

I don't find him attractive AT ALL 

Same 

[Roxxy]

It's too far. I can't appreciate the good goods. 

[bitbitboi]

Yeah no. I like 'em beefy.

[MissSpearsSaysSo]

There’s men out there, Exhell S L U T S unite!!       

[sparrowhawk]

9 minutes ago, Brat said:

Same 

Same!! I don’t get the hype with this guy 

[Illegally EATEN]

The squeaky shiny clean shaved legs are a huge turn off 

I know its what soccer players do but I personally wouldnt like to see my own reflection off a mans legs 

[Gayseus911]

He's a total bottom, do you not see the arch? And shaved legs? He's ready to receive 

[Jordan Miller]

1 hour ago, Urbanney said:

Jordan, do you have a foot fetish? 

No lol but those feets are about to reach out my screen and smack me. 

[Haha-Hehe-Haha-Ho]

1 hour ago, Urbanney said:

Jordan, do you have a foot fetish? 

Lol good question. I didn't even notice his feet. 

[Jordan Miller]

51 minutes ago, MissSpearsSaysSo said:

There’s men out there, Exhell S L U T S unite!!       

Why did I cackle . But I'm here for unity. 

[Jordan Miller]

27 minutes ago, Gayseus911 said:

He's a total bottom, do you not see the arch? And shaved legs? He's ready to receive 

Can you explain the arch thing 

[PrettyGorl]

I used to think he was so hot back when I was a teenager.

But what can I say?!

I've graduated to beefy daddies like Chris Pratt 

[helloitsme]

3 hours ago, JordanMiller said:

Team, I was just casually sipping my morning coffee, surfing through Exhale and social media when BAM. Football/soccer super-star Cristiano Ronaldo's junk in my face.

His piercing stare like a laser through my soul. His shins glistening, man-bun perky, feet on full display, wearing some kind of EMS training gear.

Why did that come off like a poem

This photo is an assault to the senses. Obviously I RAN to Exhale to share. How we feeling bout this?

 

Im good lol. Enjoy jordan

[Mattyj7883]

He’s cute but if we’re talking soccer/football players give me David Beckham.

Spoiler

#BendItLikeBeckham

 

[WorkBishStan94]

Keep it

[Marley]

[britney_rocks]

I thought he was wearing a bikini for a sec