Lady Gaga is selling Chromatica thong and jockstrap album bundles

[Jordan Miller]

Queen of knowing her audience. Queen of marketing. Queen of earning that coint. 

Lady Gaga is selling some pretty epic Chromatica merchandise bundles. Each item includes a digital copy of the album. Since she can't sell tour tickets with the album, this will have to do.  

Merch includes:

• Shirts
• Sweatpants
• Hats
• Socks
• Bandanas
• Pillows
• Tote bags
• Underwear
• Thongs
• Jockstraps

It's actually pretty brilliant because I just know so many of gays are gonna just throw our hard-earned stimulus money at her. 

I was this close to impulsively buying the underwear. 

Are any of you going to purchase some of the merch? We're gonna need receipts of how it fits 

 

[Gayseus911]

This lady truly knows our community  

Unlike some people who try to be down for some gay chart clout like Katy and Taylor  using us for streams 

[Mattyj7883]

I may have to purchase the jockstrap.  First I’ll just have to PM Sam on Instagram and get the details on where to order that athletic cup.  I think they’d go great together.  

[Ro11302]

Where the boxer briefs at?? My Puerto Rican booty is gonna need more fabric than that. 

[Jordan Miller]

50 minutes ago, Gayseus911 said:

Unlike some people who try to be down for some gay chart clout like Katy and Taylor  using us for streams 

Please expand on this 

I can see the Taylor part, her last era did come off kinda forced. But I was glad she at least tried. Imagine never doing anything. Kind of lose/lose? 

[Jordan Miller]

46 minutes ago, Mattyj7883 said:

I may have to purchase the jockstrap.  I’ll just have to PM Sam on Instagram and get the details on where to order that athletic cup.  I think they’d go great together.  

Omg I had to re-read that like 5 times cause I was like what is he talking about?? And then all of a sudden I remembered

[MissSpearsSaysSo]

Oh my gay goodness, Miss Gaga you are a Legendy Legend. I seriously want that jock, but seriously don’t want to pay like $30 when I can find one on eBay for $5.37  

[BritneySpurs]

It takes a certain kind of gay who would wear a Lady Gaga jock strap lol. And there are plenty out there.

[Mattyj7883]

11 minutes ago, JordanMiller said:

Omg I had to re-read that like 5 times cause I was like what is he talking about?? And then all of a sudden I remembered

Hahaha!!  I’m glad you got the reference (5th times a charm) ,

but more so that you got it was a joke!   

[DollyParton]

It would be a huge turn off if a guy actually would wear a Lady Gaga thong while undressing him.

[Mattyj7883]

6 minutes ago, Needleney said:

It would be a huge turn off if a guy actually would wear a Lady Gaga thong while undressing him.

Spoiler

[DollyParton]

37 minutes ago, Mattyj7883 said:

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i mean jockstrap.

[ThisMeowBiteback]

Gross I would never wear a gaga jock or thong. I guess anything to sell that album sis. I'm sure her fans will buy it out. P's my cakes & cucumber need more security to hold them & those two items is just not it  

[Ashwin]

This is stupid, love. 

[WeatherBOI]

Just when I thought it couldn't get gayer. I love her so much

[Britney'sBish]

Messy but I'm here for it lol

[BritneySpurs]

Lady Gaga looks like she smells like a jock strap

[babyimmafreak90]

She really knows her fan base huh 

They are no Andrew Christians, but my bf and I both agreed we want the jock 

[babyimmafreak90]

3 hours ago, BritneySpurs said:

It takes a certain kind of gay who would wear a Lady Gaga jock strap lol. And there are plenty out there.

 

but I’ll wear any kind of jock tbh 

[Britney'sBish]

1 minute ago, babyimmafreak90 said:

 

but I’ll wear any kind of jock tbh