chris hemsworth Chris Hemsworth serving zaddy in GQ

[Jordan Miller]

Chris Hemsworth lands in the new issue of GQ, and dayum!  

Maluma and Chris are trying to kill yo famous *****. 

Have any of you seen Extraction on Netflix? It's on its way to becoming the biggest-ever film premiere on the service, with 90 million households projected to watch it in its first four weeks.  

 

[RadicalOptimism]

Me after going through these pictures 

[Brat]

[RadicalOptimism]

3 hours ago, Brat said:

Driver roll up the partition please 

[Mattyj7883]

Meanwhile, my pants right now...

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1 minute ago, Mattyj7883 said:

Meanwhile, my pants right now...

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[Mattyj7883]

5 minutes ago, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

Words he would never hear me say.  

[RadicalOptimism]

2 minutes ago, Mattyj7883 said:

Words he would never hear me say.  

A damn fool. Her and Miley even though this was fictional but the Hemsworth brothers are something else 

[Mattyj7883]

11 minutes ago, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

A damn fool. Her and Miley even though this was fictional but the Hemsworth brothers are something else 

Yes, they truly are!!  They are two Australians I wouldn’t mind playing kangaroo with.  

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15 minutes ago, Mattyj7883 said:

Yes, they truly are!!  They are two Australians I wouldn’t mind playing kangaroo with.  

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 same tho 

[Mattyj7883]

8 minutes ago, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

 same tho 

They need to koala at your boy!  

[RadicalOptimism]

1 minute ago, Mattyj7883 said:

They need to koala at your boy!  

Do you have kids already because you're the ultimate dad joke master 

[Mattyj7883]

3 minutes ago, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

Do you have kids already because you're the ultimate dad joke master 

Nope.  Just practicing until I become a dad.  Practicing the jokes I mean.  

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1 minute ago, Mattyj7883 said:

Nope.  Just practicing until I become a dad.  Practicing the jokes I mean.  

 consider yourself graduated 

[RadicalOptimism]

Found an even longer one so just gonna leave this here 

 

[MissSpearsSaysSo]

He’s so ****.  

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 @MissSpearsSaysSo

I want to see Britney with a man like that 

[Roxxy]

Me after seeing this thread and having a gut feeling about it. 

Me after seeing the replies. 

@CrazyButItFeelsAllright @Mattyj7883 so this is where the Chris jokes began.  I had no idea cause I was napping. Only saw this cause Crazy bumped it. 

[RadicalOptimism]

1 minute ago, Roxxy said:

Me after seeing this thread and having a gut feeling about it. 

Me after seeing the replies. 

@CrazyButItFeelsAllright @Mattyj7883 so this is where the Chris jokes began.  I had no idea cause I was napping. Only saw this cause Crazy bumped it. 

the world needs to appreciate his sexiness more than they're doing at the moment and I'm only a humble man doing the Lord's work 

[Roxxy]

Just now, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

the world needs to appreciate his sexiness more than they're doing at the moment and I'm only a humble man doing the Lord's work

He's actually not doing it for me. Like, ionno... but ngl if an opportunity comes, i am so down.