featured! Annual 'Celebrity Crushes' Thread

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Hi, gays and gals.  I'm here to present a rerelease of my hit single "Celebrity Crushes - Single" from 2019. This song was written and produced 100% by me from start to finish (unlike sweaty @rik, who has worked with Dr. Fluke before in a sad attempt to get his singles to chart).  In case you're wondering - no, this is not another single from my upcoming album. This is just a promotional one so that I have an excuse in case it flops.  Go stream my other hit singles (not available on Spotify because I like actually getting paid for my music):

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What Are Your Insecurities? (feat. Jess Glynne) - Single

Madonna's 'Madame X' Is Actually Really Freakin' Good - Single

What Have Been Your Favorite Albums Of 2020 So Far, And What Albums Are You Looking Forward To The Most? - Single

"Celebrity Crushes (2020 Version) (Remixes) - EP" and "Celebrity Crushes (2020 Version) (Acoustic Version)" are coming next week, so look forward to that. 

So yeah, feel free to talk about all the celebrities that turn you on.  @Roxxy, you can start with user @CharliePuth. 

 

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@Shadow2003 so quick to stream everyone's music. We love to see it. 

[Shadow2003]

3 minutes ago, iAlwaysSingLive said:

@Shadow2003 so quick to stream everyone's music. We love to see it. 

Why, thank you, luv!

...I'm in the mood for dragging people, though, so here's my first attempt: I'm streaming it so it doesn't flop. After all, it's a promotional single, so my expectations aren't very high. 

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11 minutes ago, Shadow2003 said:

Why, thank you, luv!

...I'm in the mood for dragging people, though, so here's my first attempt: I'm streaming it so it doesn't flop. After all, it's a promotional single, so my expectations aren't very high. 

A pity stream is still a stream. User @iAlwaysSingLive stays winning. 

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User @Theo04t really reignited my love for user @Zayn Malik. I even made him my wallpaper yesterday.  Here are some others, though:

Also, how could I forget our resident hottie - user @rodrigobjs. 

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Charlie Puth 

Dermot Kennedy 

Maluma 

Tyler Hoechlin 

Tom Ellis 

 

and MANY more 

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Omg, how could I forget:

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3 minutes ago, CrazyButItFeelsAllright said:

Charlie Puth 

Charlie gonna be the star of this thread, I see 

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1 minute ago, iAlwaysSingLive said:

Charlie gonna be the star of this thread, I see 

Rightfully so 

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2 minutes ago, iAlwaysSingLive said:

Omg, how could I forget:

Yasssss 

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@RealLarryRudolph  My only celebrity crush 

[Shadow2003]

Here are my current celeb crushes:

Justin Timberlake

ZAYN

Brendon Urie

Maluma

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We're doing it:

#24 on the 'Bubbling Under' chart. Keep streaming! Not at Keith Urban, that hillbilly, stealing my moment. 

[Roxxy]

Ok I just got here. This is so hard. So how do I do this? Am i supposed to post a picture for each? Because I have a lot of them.

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1 minute ago, Shadow2003 said:

Justin Timberlake

You like playing with fire, I see.  I high-key agree, though. Taste, I expected no less from you. 

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2 minutes ago, Roxxy said:

Ok I just got here. This is so hard. So how do I do this? Am i supposed to post a picture for each? Because I have a lot of them.

 

Whatever tickles your fancy. You can post pics or you can make a list. If there's too many pics, put 'em in a spoiler. 

[RealLarryRudolph]

33 minutes ago, Shadow2003 said:

Here are my current celeb crushes:

Justin Timberlake

ZAYN

Brendon Urie

Maluma

Justin Timberlake 

[joe sp]

Can we expect a celebrity crush perfume?

[RealLarryRudolph]

this thread should be called bone*

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7 minutes ago, joe sp said:

Can we expect a celebrity crush perfume?

No, but due to high demand from fans, I'm adding this single to the setlist of my upcoming residency.