news Britney posts video saying she is in Paradise

[Slayer]

 

[C0CKy]

If you don’t even know what to say, just be like

 

[kleinbritney]

she is in Paradise ? I thought the biggest thing would be for her to be on stage.

[falka]

Looks like it, cuz there's no people around

 

[Slayer]

7 minutes ago, kleinbritney said:

she is in Paradise ? I thought the biggest thing would be for her to be on stage.

why wouldit be being on stage?

ofcourse people would find a beautiful location paradise!

[kleinbritney]

Where is this a paradise ? everything full of clouds

[Avatar]

I usually don’t get in on the IG conspiracy videos, but that was the most “gun to your head sentence” I ever heard. Like Britney you didn’t have to make a video for ig if you’re on vacation. 

[Godney'sSweetCheeks]

Her voice doesn't sound as fried as it has recently. I guess she isn't throating Sam at the moment 

 

My theory: Lynne wants Britney to ditch Sam. Britney is reluctant. Lynne has persuaded Brit to go on holiday with her to see what life would be like without Sam. 

 

Sam waits patiently at his gym wondering if he's dumped or not. 

[ICouldntThinkOfOne]

''I made it paradise''. Hmmmm:
- with her mother.
- away from her father, and management.

- in a place where her conservatorship isn't valid.

I can imagine.

[One More Time]

1 hour ago, kleinbritney said:

she is in Paradise ? I thought the biggest thing would be for her to be on stage.

More like she is in hell 

[SkinnyAsANeedle]

Swim Britney, swim

Save yourself and reappear six months from now with the legal documents signed and sealed, delivered to PAPA SPEARS, ending this nightmare once and for all!!!

[ZoneGirl]

I just found that surprising because I would think a beachy area or some place in Hawaii would be paradise rather than Miami. 

[RedBloodedWoman]

6 minutes ago, ZoneGirl said:

I just found that surprising because I would think a beachy area or some place in Hawaii would be paradise rather than Miami. 

She’s in the Turks & Caicos islands sis

[Slave_4_u]

2 hours ago, kleinbritney said:

she is in Paradise ? I thought the biggest thing would be for her to be on stage.

Hahaha where's the laugh emoji? I don't believe she has enjoyed the stage in many years.

[Isla]

Looking amazing again

[JordyAF]

You all are so annoying lmao she probably said she’s “found paradise” as in she feels free Bc she a overseas honeys. You all look TOO much into things lmao she’s with her mom, someone on her side 

[RealLarryRudolph]

How can she be in paradise if I’m not there treating her like a slave?

[Catalin]

14 hours ago, falka said:

Looks like it, cuz there's no people around

 

 

[ZoneGirl]

20 hours ago, RedBloodedWoman said:

She’s in the Turks & Caicos islands sis

Yeah, I see that now. That news wasn't something I was privy to when I wrote that post.

Also it's hilarious that the E! News report calls it "the Turks and Caicos Islands."

I've absolutely never heard it referred to as that. It's just Turks & Caicos. The reporter who wrote that article clearly has zero ties to the Caribbean…

But I guess writing it that way helps for those who don't know……