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[New Candids] Britney Spotted at a Tanning Salon 4/26


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1 hour ago, f**knfurter said:

She looks fine, but I'm dying at the flip phone. A moment of honesty from Team B.

In before Lou finds out there’s a game on old phones called “Snake.”

Emergency Team B conference: “She has access to a MAN-MADE device promoting SATAN, the serpent of deception and reason for the downfall of man. Exorcise the phone immediately, or Britney will become an inspiration for homosexuals and feminists* as punishment for her sins!”

B Army: Too late, *****.

*To clarify, any woman who doesn’t believe in being wholly subservient to her husband and praying to an invisible sky daddy is a dangerous “feminazi” to these psychos and even much of our highly uneducated populace; most individuals have no idea what feminism actually is (I.e., the mere support of egalitarianism, which every single person who supports civil rights should wholeheartedly endorse).

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30 minutes ago, Dirk said:

this is so late 80s :tifflmao:

she should just chill a bit on her pool to get some vitamin D and that's it :flawless:

Well, Britney is clearly tanning to change her skin tone rather than simply to reap the benefits of Vitamin D; thus, tanning beds (despite their extreme risks) are actually a much safer way to achieve the level of color she generally has (15 mins in a tanning bed is equivalent to three hours in the sun; hence, the exposure from utilizing the former over the latter is far less). 

But as someone with the same natural complexion as Britney, I’m personally still Team Spray Tan, even though I know that’s also about a decade past its peak trendiness. :dorkney:

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54 minutes ago, LostInAnImage said:

Then don’t be that guy. No matter which version of events you believe, all parties admit she was released just YESTERDAY from a three-month hospitalization at a mental health facility.

Research trials indicate the most commonly prescribed antipsychotics add an average 7-15 lb weight increase within 6 weeks of starting the medication. Again, we know she has been medicated; thus, any weight gain you perceive as unacceptable was based upon medical necessity and not laziness. 

Your priorities are f**ked up. 

Edit: I saw your own edit, and thus redact my harsh tone. I feel a bit defensive on Brit’s behalf at the moment. :) 

No I understand. Its a tough time. I hate when fans react to weight gain like its necessarily a bad thing. 

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13 minutes ago, Nels64 said:

Does it make anyone else hopeful that she has a whole new entourage? Maybe she is getting out?

I can’t speak for the woman who was with her a few days back, but I’m pretty sure this bodyguard has been with her since late last year at least.

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30 minutes ago, Nels64 said:

Does it make anyone else hopeful that she has a whole new entourage? Maybe she is getting out?

whole new entourage? like who?

that guy with her is her bodyguard and has been for a while, when i had my meet and greet last year he was there and same with the body guard she was pictured with the other day.

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