Godney'sSweetCheeks Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Following the critically acclaimed but commercial failure of Glory in 2016, Britney Spears returns with the most bizarre album of her career... 1. Tough Times - this wannabe anthem sees Britney taking writing credits, but it's more Vanilla Ice than Adele. Lyrics such as "Nobody likes being sad, some days are really bad" won't win any songwriting awards any time soon. 2. Sooner The Better - a song written by Julie Carter from New Jersey - this one's all about making love to a man who isn't very good and wanting him to finish quickly because "The sooner the better, it's taking forever, I've got toys in the drawer could be getting me wetter." 3. Xplicit - Another *** jam where Britney claims "I'm younger than my eyelids make out, show me what fetching's all about." 4. Ice Cream & Strawberries - No not another *** jam - this one's about having ice cream in the park with her kids. Sweet! Echoes of Chillin' With You. 5. Remember The 90s - Nostalgic bliss. School bells included! 6. Touching - Britney remembers going to a club and getting frisky in a toilet. 7. Had To Cancel - the most "personal" song on the record - Britney discusses her need to cancel projects, especially the ones fans are excited about or have paid money to attend. 8. Wherever You Go, I'll Go Too - stalker anthem. Lyrics include "So I followed my boo, to the zoo, hid behind a kangaroo." 9. Crying On The Phone - breakup song. Lyrics include, "I wouldn't hand up on you so don't hang up on me, respect is earned it doesn't come for free." 10. Too Bad About That - Bad ***** Britney discusses the men finally getting their just desserts during the #MeToo era including the controversial line "He thought he could doctor the truth, a producer with a taste for the youth." Ke$ha will welcome the support... Link to comment
the roof Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Sounds like a true masterpiece Link to comment
Godney'sSweetCheeks Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Toxic.Latin said: WHAT IS THIS I have my sauces... Link to comment
Alex_1991 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Sooner the better sounds legit tho Link to comment
redacted statement Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 where's "Apple Pie"? oh and you also forgot the Japanese bonus track "Made in Luciana".. Link to comment
Shrekney Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 I want to laugh but the thought that there’s fans out there that would literally eat this **** up makes me understand why aliens won’t talk to us. Link to comment
Dhl818 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 somebody (dont worry theres a group of somebody's on here-you arent alone) needs a life. Link to comment
Shadow2003 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 I just don't understand this... 17 hours ago, Godney's Sweet *** said: I have my sauces... Umm... o-ok... Link to comment
IfUSeekRadar Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 The titles are way too long for a Britney album Link to comment
Oxic Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 "So I followed my boo, to the zoo, hid behind a kangaroo." NNNNNNN why I can see britney singing this U forgot her smash upcoming single "Double Dipping" ft Cardi B Link to comment
Anitta Elusive Chanteuse Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 21 hours ago, Lemon Drop said: Sounds like a true masterpiece Excuse me, what the ****? Link to comment
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