exhale If brit showed up at your door how would you react

[Chaoscontrol]

21 hours ago, Goku said:

Britney: "Hi, are you that Goku bitchin all the time about my new lips?"

Me: And what about it? 

 

[MissSpearsSaysSo]

OMG, i would die. 

Obviously I’d have to smoke weed with Britney.  

And then ask if she could sign some stuff and a picture. 

[falka]

I would ask: Hey Britney, do U wanna lose control?
More realistic; Sorry for the mess, maid is recovering from jaw feminisation surgery... 
In fact; *****, who gave U my address?

I'm just not ready

[everybodygoesdown]

Just be like really nice and polite and assist her with whatever she would need, and then if she's comfortable ask to take a pic together.

[Cuteney]

I wouldn't ask for a picture, I don't wanna be charged $2500

[nonoiseplz]

I would smile, stare, laugh nervously,  breathe heavy, and try to speak to her using a bunch of "um"s and "omg"s.

[5HINee]

Many years ago I'd cry if that happened.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 I'd still cry

[fnfurter]

I'd awkwardly invite her into my house, wonder why she doesn't have access to Google Maps if she's Britney Spears, and offer her something to eat and to drink after printing out some directions for her. (It'd be awkward because I'd wonder why the hell Britney Spears was in my neck of the woods, its always Georgia they perform in. Also because I'm awkward with celebrities.)

[joe sp]

I would say... Release something first then I could help you

[December02]

I'd invite her in for tea and cookies. I'd talk to her about anything but her career

[jordeezy river red]

I would brew a pot of coffee, light vanilla candles and stream *** and the City and invite her on it!

[JP9101]

Britney : hi! 

Me: omg ! Your eyeliners  stop it brit! 

...

do you want a vanilla tea? , please sit I was watching the onyx hotel tour on YouTube ... so random. Sit and watch it with me... this is a kidnapping, you will be free after watching this video + the dream within a dream and all your britney and in the zone era videos  

[none]

"this isn't hawaii" 

[Brat]

I would say:  Let's make some music 

[none]

On 12/4/2018 at 12:41 PM, Britman512 said:

After I calm down from the shock I will lock her in a room and force her to watch her prime performances

Britney- who is this cool girl

That was you girl!!!

 

 

Britney:

[.: lucky :.]

like this

00:34

[Buslim]

[Spearsfan]

You all act like her bodyguard would not bring in the **** sniffing dog and do a complete search of your house before she entered. 

After that invite her in and first look up the closest Starbucks than find the location she needs. Maybe get a pic, depending on her mood. 

[NostalgiaAct]

I now remember that once I dreamed I saw her at the bus on my way to work and I waved at her. She waved me back 

She was really casual, actually sloppy, with a messy bun and brown hair, so that’s probably why no one in the bus seemed to recognized her and that’s why I didn’t make a big fuss. But I knew it was her 

That said, I guess I would probably try to act as normal as possible if I ever saw her cause I wouldn’t wanna trigger her anxiety 

[Orlando201]

On 12/4/2018 at 12:22 PM, Chaoscontrol said:

I'd be cool and ask if she needed to use the phone or wanted a water bottle

I may be like 'you look so familiar' and see what she says. If she said she was Britney Spears if ask for a picture and autograph

On the inside id be all like:  though