exhale If brit showed up at your door how would you react

[Britman512 3,989]

*knocks on door*

Britney- Hi my name is Britney,  me and my tour bus got a little lost can you help us with directions 

Me- 

[MmmDani 1,138]

I’d ask why she isn’t rehearsing for Domination 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk, I literally wouldn’t say anything, I’d be too nervous (but I’d think it)

[whoisit 1,467]

ask her in for some tea and look if we can find the destination on google maps. maybe ask to sign a few things and ask if she needs anything else. she is just a human like us and my parents learned me to reach out to other people in the same way you want them to do too you.

[Chaoscontrol 15,428]

I'd be cool and ask if she needed to use the phone or wanted a water bottle

I may be like 'you look so familiar' and see what she says. If she said she was Britney Spears if ask for a picture and autograph

On the inside id be all like:  though

[The Greatest Show 20,875]

I would just be like sure and look up google maps and show her driver the way.  Depending on how she seems (POM tourney says hi) I would try a litle small talk and if that goes well ask for a picture.

[troubleguy 4,505]

knock knock

me: who is it?

brit: its brit biach 

[PokemonSpears 73,076]

 

 

 

or maybe just

[2K16NEY 8,659]

I’d say HAIIIIIII

Let’s do a fun makeover! Then I’d wash her face and get rid of that coal **** she has on her eyes.

Then I’d do her up in KYLIE and make her look gorge. I’d also do her hair.

Then we can talk boys and she can tell me all the deets on her ex’s 

[rawbrit 8,057]

I would wake up

[Britman512 3,989]

7 minutes ago, 2K16NEY said:

I’d say HAIIIIIII

Let’s do a fun makeover! Then I’d wash her face and get rid of that coal **** she has on her eyes.

Then I’d do her up in KYLIE and make her look gorge. I’d also do her hair.

Then we can talk boys and she can tell me all the deets on her ex’s 

I love this 

[Britman512 3,989]

After I calm down from the shock I will lock her in a room and force her to watch her prime performances

Britney- who is this cool girl

That was you girl!!!

 

 

[Herumbra 2,043]

f**king pass out ofc

[ExtraMile4U 1,747]

I would make her come in and watch her Live From Las Vegas HBO concert on repeat and make her copy all her old moves until she started dancing like that again naturally then I would send her on her way and tell her that Domination better be just like it....

[Toxic.Latin 8,656]

I'd freak out and then wake up.

[Sparks 1,685]

I would be like ***** YOU WANNA COME IN FOR SOME TEA? Then ask her about Original Doll 

[The Bling 1,748]

Britney in Spain? Not even in my Wildest Dreams.mp3

[brintyjoan 6,284]

I kinda dont look up to her anymore, but I see her as a regular person now. But I knlw shes awkward so I would be awkward too probably. 

[Miss_R 4,667]

I would help her. Then I would ask if she wants coffee or tea. And if she’s in good mood, I would ask to take picture with her. 

[Enzocuban 399]

let's have a cigarette and argue about how we preffer candle from bath and body works than yankee. then. smoke an other cigarettes.

[really really cool guy 25,092]

Me coming out of my house:

Me after helping her and saying goodbye: