socialney Fans Are Deciphering Britney's Most-Recent Instagram Post

[Tetris]

Another mystery for the Britney Mystery Archives.

[MM]

3 minutes ago, --- said:

i keep hearing 'pretty' lol 

edit: i heard brunette twice, and then kept hearing pretty again.

this is so weird 

[BabyHotAsIce]

38 minutes ago, Allmylife said:

 

She’s definitely saying “pretty” but why does it scare her? This whole video is so damn strange, not in a goofy or cute way either. 

[Winter _90]

3 minutes ago, Lilith said:

is that ur "personal" or "professional" view?

Lord give me patience ...always personal!

[WilderWein]

This is not weird. When we get 100% comfortable with someone we can act goofy, silly, crazy, because we are joking around. This is really their personal space but if an outsider looks in they aren’t in that same headspace as they are in, eventho you can get like that too in your own way with your partner, friends or whoever. Its best that she just keeps it personal.

[Pfefferminz]

4 hours ago, Winter _90 said:

It makes me want to drown her in the water ..you'll see how she feels like a real fish.I prefer a thousand drawings by Sean and Jayden ...kk

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3 hours ago, BabyHotAsIce said:

In all seriousness, why does she keep saying “I’m scared”? the whole video was strange to me, I can see why it got deleted. 

I'm guessing/hoping that "I'm scared" is the new "(it's) cool."

[jennyj]

What in the actual world? LOL.... Is this the new Chaoticney?  It was so weird and random, even for Brit's standards LOL.  I can see why they took it down. 

(But I'm so here for it lol!)

[Jordan Miller]

I watched/listened to the pitched version and IDK what to think 

[tsss]

she's surrounded by yes men

stop being delusional and throw this eyeshadow away

[Noname2022]

2 hours ago, WilderWein said:

This is not weird. When we get 100% comfortable with someone we can act goofy, silly, crazy, because we are joking around. This is really their personal space but if an outsider looks in they aren’t in that same headspace as they are in, eventho you can get like that too in your own way with your partner, friends or whoever. Its best that she just keeps it personal.

Thank you. I do this all the time with my bf. But i dont post it on social media (not that anyone would care). But when Britney does it the whole world is going crazy

[Alex_1991]

Chaotic vibes

 

[Enzo]

I couldn't watch it all, wasn't able to handle the cringe

But anyway, you people need to stop saying things like "grow up" or "stop acting so childish" or "couldn't she make a normal video" because first of all, she can do whatever she wants with the little freedom she has, and secondly, it's just a trivial Instagram-Snapchat video - what did you expect? We should be glad that she's being goofy and happy, even if she's just being random. If you constantly criticize her she will never open up (but thankfully she does not give a **** about her fans anymore)

[redacted statement]

this is pretty cute y'all.. 

[carlogiovanni]

I think she says at the end:

"I'm tired of being pretty. I can't. Excuse me."

Not that she's scared? 

[joanhs]

that melody, isn't it a nursery rhyme or whatever?

[joanhs]

Oh, and come on exhale..

*Some random star does something relatable, down to eearth normal stuff* 
Exhale: awww why can't britney be like this, where is she, is she kept in her house locked in? Her boyfriends are fake, she is lazy she never does anything, but this other stars show everything from their life
*Britney posts a boring video*
Exhale: oh god why is she posting normal things, what about music, tour, dance, tickets, her make-up is crap, yaddayaddayadda

[stateofgracebritney]

11 hours ago, 2K16NEY said:

Her vocal fry is too much. I’m not sure how her vocal chords will make it for much longer. 

She always had a raspy voice tho

[stateofgracebritney]

20 minutes ago, joanhs said:

Oh, and come on exhale..

*Some random star does something relatable, down to eearth normal stuff* 
Exhale: awww why can't britney be like this, where is she, is she kept in her house locked in? Her boyfriends are fake, she is lazy she never does anything, but this other stars show everything from their life
*Britney posts a boring video*
Exhale: oh god why is she posting normal things, what about music, tour, dance, tickets, her make-up is crap, yaddayaddayadda

yes

someone who understands  

 

 

 

 

 

 

yaddayaddayadda

[shutup]

i think the reactions to this mess is even weirder tbh. why always comment on her eyeshadow or other superficial things when she is not acting like you want her to act and when she is acting ''normal'' y'all say poor britney, stop bashing her

[The Greatest Show]

and people here wonder why she is still in a Cship.. she clearly isnt ok