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17 minutes ago, Godney's Sweet *** said:

Someone said you were at the show last night. Surely you saw how awful the performances were. Surely you saw Britney pulling at her ponytail every 3 seconds. 

 

The least you can do is GIVE YOUR CLIENT SOME NOTES.

 

Be as brutal as you like. She won't fire you. She literally can't fire you :(

As far as her shows are sold out, nobody cares

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Dear Laaarryyyy,
today she performed Boooys,
and I WONDER if you noticed her,
fixing her hair  all the waaaaay

Dear Laaaarryyy
she can't take off her haaands
and it scares me
'cause she's never been this waaay.

No one in this woooorld
knows her better than you do
so Larry, I'll confide in youuuuu

Dear Laaaaarryyy
today she performed Boooys
as the show went by she fixed her mic and haaaair

And I wondereeeed
does she know what's in our hearts
we tried to smile, but we can hardly breathe.

Should you tell her how we feeel
or will that scare her away?
Larry, tell her what to do
please tell her how to dance

Dear Laaaarryyy
one touch of her haaand
now we can't wait to see her hair down agaaaaain

 

:bop:

 

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1 hour ago, PokemonSpears said:

Dear Laaarryyyy,
today she performed Boooys,
and I WONDER if you noticed her,
fixing her hair  all the waaaaay

Dear Laaaarryyy
she can't take off her haaands
and it scares me
'cause she's never been this waaay.

No one in this woooorld
knows her better than you do
so Larry, I'll confide in youuuuu

Dear Laaaaarryyy
today she performed Boooys
as the show went by she fixed her mic and haaaair

And I wondereeeed
does she know what's in our hearts
we tried to smile, but we can hardly breathe.

Should you tell her how we feeel
or will that scare her away?
Larry, tell her what to do
please tell her how to dance

Dear Laaaarryyy
one touch of her haaand
now we can't wait to see her hair down agaaaaain

 

:bop:

 

OMFG :embarrassney: I read it all with the melody in my head since I thought about Dear Diary from the moment I saw the thread tittle....

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3 hours ago, PokemonSpears said:

Dear Laaarryyyy,
today she performed Boooys,
and I WONDER if you noticed her,
fixing her hair  all the waaaaay

Dear Laaaarryyy
she can't take off her haaands
and it scares me
'cause she's never been this waaay.

No one in this woooorld
knows her better than you do
so Larry, I'll confide in youuuuu

Dear Laaaaarryyy
today she performed Boooys
as the show went by she fixed her mic and haaaair

And I wondereeeed
does she know what's in our hearts
we tried to smile, but we can hardly breathe.

Should you tell her how we feeel
or will that scare her away?
Larry, tell her what to do
please tell her how to dance

Dear Laaaarryyy
one touch of her haaand
now we can't wait to see her hair down agaaaaain

 

:bop:

 

:gloria: 

You've got a confused look in your face
Let me Instagram it
Let me Instagram it
Let me Instagram it
Sing live to me, babe
Every time I see it
Every time I see it
Every time I see it

Hush, please no more meets
And greets of the same pose
Been thinking maybe could it
be the lights or fans
But ask whose fault is it
Britney get a grip for us

Baby, stop the
Tics tics tics tics tics tics wipe
Tics tics tics tics tics tics
Baby, stop the
Tics tics tics tics tics tics skip
Not too slow, not too quick
Baby, stop the tics tics tap

Wear a wig,
or ponytail
Why you wanna fix it?
Why you wanna fix it?
Why you wanna fix it?
Wear pants, switch it up
Please don't go to Target
Please don't go to Target
Please don't go to Target


Turn it, up!
Come here for a year or maybe two, baby
Don't get greedy on us, baby
Your dancing had me going insane
But my reasoning brain known to see that **** crazy, baby
And while you skipping on your stage with your mouth closed
As I've sent over $1000 believe it
I'd like for you to sing it, perform it, bring it
You have to work hard, or I will call Julliard
Put a little bit of work on your craft
Don't put the bank in other's people's meltdowns 
On a flight to hawaii where you sit so pretty
Or at home with the boys Snapping like a kitty
Lacking some props and the and a better looking stage
My look is so froze you could ice skate with it
Give it to you 'til you make up your mind (Baby, stop the tics tics tap)
Get your *** in some clothes,
Work hard and stop the breast explosions

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