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THE BOY VERSION OF BRITNEY??!

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so I’ve been thinking and I’ve come to the conclusion that in some other parallel universe Britney is a boy and the most iconic pop prince ever. 

-probably would be some type of early 2000’s Justin Bieber with Britney’s star power and fame that looks like a boy brinni but like aaron carter hair

-would be “straight” early on into his career like Ricky Martin but by 2008 his messy twink life comes to light :gelis:

-gimme more (and the entire blackout album) would probably be a revolutionary gay club banger w a male ******** concept like magic mike 

-instead of dating Justin it’d be Christina (but it’s literally a cover up)

-in 2008 he’d be Paris and Lindsey’s messy gay friend (imagine how iconic this trio would be, truly)

-slave 4 u  it would be so hot like imagine the abs and the snake I’m quaking

-baby one more time but it’s a hot school boy concept  :scalped:

-the Pepsi commercial would probably be hot too

-oops I did it again is a fuckboy anthem 

-sometimes!!!! need I say more imagine the cute boy next door concept 

-toxic. No explanation needed. 

-idk what the alternative for not a girl not yet a woman would be but we’ll skip that 

-iconic rivalry between him and Justin 

the possibilities are endless :kyliecry:I can see it all perfectly in my head. 

Now because I was curious I decided to do a bit of research. I found a version of bomt on YouTube where people take Britney’s voice and pitch it down to sound like a boy  as well a bunch of others. Needless to say I was actually dripping like a river right thru my Britney sweatpants. It sounds so hot (TOXIC!!!!) like you just need to hear it for yourselves:

 

 

 

WHO IS BRITNEY? I ONLY KNOW BRANDON SPEARS. BRANDON JEAN SPEARS!! 

STAN THE ICON WE NEED. 

THE PRINCE OF POP...

ITS BRANDON *****!!!!:lessons::crying1::sobbing::lessons:

 

 

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Omfg sometimes sounds amazing not gonna lie :anxiety:

 

He’d kiss Michael Jackson instead of Madonna and Christina gives him evils from the audience while he rubs his crotch up against JT on stage :anxiety:

He releases a single called S&M with newly 17-twink Justin Bieber causing outcry :anxiety:

Me against the music featuring Madonna still happens because he stans her and Mariah hard :groovin:

realeases ‘beautiful’ featuring Mariah Carey instead of that weird rapper :wigsnatched:

Work ***** becomes number one all over the world :wigsnatched:

scream and shout becomes a power bottom club classic :bang:

Womanizer is about seeking revenge on his love-hags ex (except at the end he sleeps with him) :jamout:

 

so much slayage

 

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18 minutes ago, Pinky98 said:

Omfg sometimes sounds amazing not gonna lie :anxiety:

 

He’d kiss Michael Jackson instead of Madonna and Christina gives him evils from the audience while he rubs his crotch up against JT on stage :anxiety:

He releases a single called S&M with newly 17-twink Justin Bieber causing outcry :anxiety:

Me against the music featuring Madonna still happens because he stans her and Mariah hard :groovin:

realeases ‘beautiful’ featuring Mariah Carey instead of that weird rapper :wigsnatched:

Work ***** becomes number one all over the world :wigsnatched:

scream and shout becomes a power bottom club classic :bang:

Womanizer is about seeking revenge on his love-hags ex (except at the end he sleeps with him) :jamout:

 

so much slayage

 

the Michael Jackson part I’m yelling :anxiety:

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Slave 4 U sounds amazing! It’s almost like a different person singing it so perfectly. I could imagine it like it was real. Why don’t we have a super hot and confident gay pop star? Adam Lambert was big, but he wasn’t the male equivalent to Britney. JT was close because of the time period they both started out in. But a gay performer would have had the Britney  *** appeal, dancing and attitude down. A straight guy wouldn’t be able to do it so Authentically. 

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Bieber. He full on dances (Justin hasn't full on danced since his debut album with the headset mic and everything) and was HUGE, i would say even bigger than JT, and he also went through a lot of personal/public troubles. Usher is a close contender too but I don't see them as the same.

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