I'M SCREAMING i ******* cant...

[Mayenaise]

I'm happy AF and will defo go and see her but.....

SCARBOROUGH...........

and all these other flop locations.........

 

WHEN WILL BEYONCE 

[Mayenaise]

I genuinly cant BREATH 

[3isacharm]

She trying something different plus many people from all over the US went to Vegas so they know they could not sell arenas and stuff because it’s the same show. That’s my opinion 

[Mayenaise]

but shes going to perform in Scarborough ......

 

wheres next, Butlins ?

[Pickle Rick]

47 minutes ago, Mayenaise said:

but shes going to perform in Scarborough ......

 

wheres next, Butlins ?

I know and the flop theater with the stage with one moat 

She must select Liverpool instead of that flop place

[Ryan Godspeed]

wait, she ain't performing in big cities no more? 

[BOBIBCFBG]

the cities are random af i mean what? lol. i feel like shes literally on the BOMT Tour

[Mayenaise]

"Britney Spears: coming to a fishing village near you"

This is literally worse than that LIDL haircare line 

[Mayenaise]

I wonder if shell have some fish and chips after 

2018 is shaping up to be a bizarre year indeed.  Even the BBC headline :Britney's coming to London... And Scarborough" 

[notacamwhore]

Scarbrough is alright, I used to go to the theatre there a lot (I'm from Leeds) but it's definitely bizarre. Wonder if Britney will bring her kids to ride a donkey on the beach 

[Mayenaise]

4 hours ago, Pickle Rick said:

I know and the flop theater with the stage with one moat 

She must select Liverpool instead of that flop place

I dont even know Scarborough I just know it's a small fishing village, I'm sure its a lovely place but is it the ideal location for Britney Spears to be performing? 

"One moat" lmao. 

I have literally been laughing all day I cannot believe this is a reality. They need to cancel this before people buy tickets.

Her team are ******* flops tbh. First Lidl, Loose women, and now Scarborough 

[Anti-Hero]

The next biggest artist I can find performing there this year is The Script. I don’t recognize the other artists on their calendar.

[Pickle Rick]

5 minutes ago, Mayenaise said:

I dont even know Scarborough I just know it's a small fishing village, I'm sure its a lovely place but is it the ideal location for Britney Spears to be performing? 

"One moat" lmao. 

I have literally been laughing all day I cannot believe this is a reality. They need to cancel this before people buy tickets.

Her team are ******* flops tbh. First Lidl, Loose women, and now Scarborough 

[Mr_Steven_Spears]

I see nothing wrong with it tbh 

Lets just be so greatful she is doing this for her fans  

 

 

[Pablitonizer]

5 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

 

What kind of mess is that?  CAN'T BREATHE 

The VIP area 

The water reflection effect 

The stage miles away from people 

[notacamwhore]

8 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

I wonder how she'll get to the stage, It's surrouded by trees at the back and the moat at the front

[The_Original_Toy]

2 minutes ago, pablitonizer said:

What kind of mess is that?  CAN'T BREATHE 

The VIP area 

The water reflection effect 

The stage miles away from people 

So you can't see her lipsyncing 

[notacamwhore]

It looks like the moat can be drained? 

[Pablitonizer]

1 minute ago, The_Original_Toy said:

So you can't see her lipsyncing 

Smart move 

[Mayenaise]

15 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

This is TRAGIC. She better cancel this now or I'm unstanning. I'm so embarrassed for her. Imagine Work ***** blastin here. That little barn at the side. 

I think I may be done tbh. Im glad POM brought her down from her pedestal, but what happened to the mysterious superstar we used to love.

 

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