Britney's Unrelatable Songs

[JustLuvMe]

List them here, for me it's INAGNYAW

Reason: I'm a guy

[Million Billion]

My Baby 

The reason: because I have no babies to smell their breath 

 

If you seek Amy, because I know no-one named Amy 

[crazyboutbrit]

Work ***** cause i'm not

[Noname2022]

Womanizer, cuz I'm gay 

[Tetris]

Kill The Lights, cause I ain't famous. 

[Herumbra]

3 cause im not really into a menage a trois

[Spearsfan]

Most of her songs because men aren't my main. Anyways..

I will say Chillin with you because I'm an only child. 

[LeglessJamie]

MMM Papi: because me and my dad aren't close

Spoiler

 

Most relatable?

CLUMSY.

 

 

[ovoxo]

Pretty girls 

[BoyToySoldier]

12 minutes ago, It'sSamB!tch said:

MMM Papi: because me and my dad aren't close

It’s not about her dad, I do not believe anything that gets told about post 2007 PC Britney.  It has far too many correlations to Adnan to not be about him.

[IUSAtonight]

Do u wanna come over cause I hate people coming over

 

[The Greatest Show]

Baby One More Time – I don’t want to be hit
(You Drive Me) Crazy – Ive never been driven crazy
Sometimes – Ive never been scared of a lover
Soda Pop – I mean… what does it even mean?
Born To Make You Happy – I wasn’t born for anybody
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart – Im too petty
Email My Heart – I don’t like receiving Emails
I'll Never Stop Loving You – Ive stopped loving people

Oops! ...I Did It Again – Ive never played with someones heart
Don't Go Knocking On My Door – Ive never had a stalker
Satisfaction – I can get Satisfaction
Lucky – Im not a Hollywood girl
Dear Diary – I don’t write diaries

I'm A Slave 4 U – Im not a Slave
Overprotected – Im underprotected
Cinderella – I dont agree that Cinderalla has to go

Me Against The Music – I don’t dance in front of people
Breathe On Me – a guy breathing on me wouldn’t work becaue im ticklish
Early Mornin' – I go to bed early
Toxic – Im not addicted to ***** or to men
Outrageous – Im not on a world tour and Im not outrageous
Everytime – Ive never tried to fly before

Someday (I Will Understand) – I don’t want kids
Mona Lisa – no one has ever tried to be me

Gimme More – there are no crouds in my life
Piece Of Me – Im not rich or famous
Break The Ice – Im to shy to break the ice
Hot As Ice – Im not a legend

Circus – im not a ringleader
Kill The Lights – im not the queen of pop
If U Seek Amy – nobody wants to **** me
Unusual You – I don’t judge all men like that
Blur – So not me
Mmm Papi – I would never call any guy I like “Daddy, Papi” or anything that sounds like dad
Mannequin – I hate mannequins they are creepy
Lace And Leather – I don’t wear leather
My Baby – I  don’t have babies
Amnesia – Ive never had Amnesia

Till The World Ends – Im too lazy to dance until the end of the world
How I Roll – same as Soda Pop
Big Fat Bass – this is too weird to be relateable
Gasoline – my heart is a muscle not a machine
Criminal – ive never been in love with a criminal and I would never tell my mom if I was

Work ***** – the lyrics are too cringy for me to relate to them
Perfume – men are not my territory and I don’t mark them
Tik Tik Boom – same as Soda pop
Passenger – im allways a passenger
Chillin' With You – I hate wine

Private Show – same as work *****
Man On The Moon – I don’t know men on the moon
Do you wanna come over - Id rather be alone
Slumber Party  same as Work *****

3 – never had a threesome
Pretty Girls - Im think im ugly
All That She Wants – I don’t want another baby

[TheCharmedTributes1]

Perfume because I'm not a dog.

[---]

make me

[Cyclops]

53 minutes ago, The Greatest Show said:

Baby One More Time – I don’t want to be hit
(You Drive Me) Crazy – Ive never been driven crazy
Sometimes – Ive never been scared of a lover
Soda Pop – I mean… what does it even mean?
Born To Make You Happy – I wasn’t born for anybody
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart – Im too petty
Email My Heart – I don’t like receiving Emails
I'll Never Stop Loving You – Ive stopped loving people

 

Oops! ...I Did It Again – Ive never played with someones heart
Don't Go Knocking On My Door – Ive never had a stalker
Satisfaction – I can get Satisfaction
Lucky – Im not a Hollywood girl
Dear Diary – I don’t write diaries

 

I'm A Slave 4 U – Im not a Slave
Overprotected – Im underprotected
Cinderella – I dont agree that Cinderalla has to go

 

Me Against The Music – I don’t dance in front of people
Breathe On Me – a guy breathing on me wouldn’t work becaue im ticklish
Early Mornin' – I go to bed early
Toxic – Im not addicted to ***** or to men
Outrageous – Im not on a world tour and Im not outrageous
Everytime – Ive never tried to fly before

 

Someday (I Will Understand) – I don’t want kids
Mona Lisa – no one has ever tried to be me

 

Gimme More – there are no crouds in my life
Piece Of Me – Im not rich or famous
Break The Ice – Im to shy to break the ice
Hot As Ice – Im not a legend

 

Circus – im not a ringleader
Kill The Lights – im not the queen of pop
If U Seek Amy – nobody wants to **** me
Unusual You – I don’t judge all men like that
Blur – So not me
Mmm Papi – I would never call any guy I like “Daddy, Papi” or anything that sounds like dad
Mannequin – I hate mannequins they are creepy
Lace And Leather – I don’t wear leather
My Baby – I  don’t have babies
Amnesia – Ive never had Amnesia

 

Till The World Ends – Im too lazy to dance until the end of the world
How I Roll – same as Soda Pop
Big Fat Bass – this is too weird to be relateable
Gasoline – my heart is a muscle not a machine
Criminal – ive never been in love with a criminal and I would never tell my mom if I was

 

Work ***** – the lyrics are too cringy for me to relate to them
Perfume – men are not my territory and I don’t mark them
Tik Tik Boom – same as Soda pop
Passenger – im allways a passenger
Chillin' With You – I hate wine

 

Private Show – same as work *****
Man On The Moon – I don’t know men on the moon
Do you wanna come over - Id rather be alone
Slumber Party  same as Work *****
 

 

3 – never had a threesome
Pretty Girls - Im think im ugly
All That She Wants – I don’t want another baby

[Mohd93]

Slave 4 U - because I don't degrade myself 

Man on the Moon - every picture of a human on the moon has creeped me the **** out so far

3 - I'm not into threesomes 

Till The World Ends - If I knew the world is ending.. then dancing would be the last thing I think about

Just Like Me - Never had an ex date someone who looks just like me, who even does that? 

[Mattbaritone25]

3 hours ago, The Greatest Show said:

Baby One More Time – I don’t want to be hit
(You Drive Me) Crazy – Ive never been driven crazy
Sometimes – Ive never been scared of a lover
Soda Pop – I mean… what does it even mean?
Born To Make You Happy – I wasn’t born for anybody
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart – Im too petty
Email My Heart – I don’t like receiving Emails
I'll Never Stop Loving You – Ive stopped loving people

 

Oops! ...I Did It Again – Ive never played with someones heart
Don't Go Knocking On My Door – Ive never had a stalker
Satisfaction – I can get Satisfaction
Lucky – Im not a Hollywood girl
Dear Diary – I don’t write diaries

 

I'm A Slave 4 U – Im not a Slave
Overprotected – Im underprotected
Cinderella – I dont agree that Cinderalla has to go

 

Me Against The Music – I don’t dance in front of people
Breathe On Me – a guy breathing on me wouldn’t work becaue im ticklish
Early Mornin' – I go to bed early
Toxic – Im not addicted to ***** or to men
Outrageous – Im not on a world tour and Im not outrageous
Everytime – Ive never tried to fly before

 

Someday (I Will Understand) – I don’t want kids
Mona Lisa – no one has ever tried to be me

 

Gimme More – there are no crouds in my life
Piece Of Me – Im not rich or famous
Break The Ice – Im to shy to break the ice
Hot As Ice – Im not a legend

 

Circus – im not a ringleader
Kill The Lights – im not the queen of pop
If U Seek Amy – nobody wants to **** me
Unusual You – I don’t judge all men like that
Blur – So not me
Mmm Papi – I would never call any guy I like “Daddy, Papi” or anything that sounds like dad
Mannequin – I hate mannequins they are creepy
Lace And Leather – I don’t wear leather
My Baby – I  don’t have babies
Amnesia – Ive never had Amnesia

 

Till The World Ends – Im too lazy to dance until the end of the world
How I Roll – same as Soda Pop
Big Fat Bass – this is too weird to be relateable
Gasoline – my heart is a muscle not a machine
Criminal – ive never been in love with a criminal and I would never tell my mom if I was

 

Work ***** – the lyrics are too cringy for me to relate to them
Perfume – men are not my territory and I don’t mark them
Tik Tik Boom – same as Soda pop
Passenger – im allways a passenger
Chillin' With You – I hate wine

 

Private Show – same as work *****
Man On The Moon – I don’t know men on the moon
Do you wanna come over - Id rather be alone
Slumber Party  same as Work *****
 

 

3 – never had a threesome
Pretty Girls - Im think im ugly
All That She Wants – I don’t want another baby

 

3 hours ago, The Greatest Show said:

Baby One More Time – I don’t want to be hit
(You Drive Me) Crazy – Ive never been driven crazy
Sometimes – Ive never been scared of a lover
Soda Pop – I mean… what does it even mean?
Born To Make You Happy – I wasn’t born for anybody
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart – Im too petty
Email My Heart – I don’t like receiving Emails
I'll Never Stop Loving You – Ive stopped loving people

 

Oops! ...I Did It Again – Ive never played with someones heart
Don't Go Knocking On My Door – Ive never had a stalker
Satisfaction – I can get Satisfaction
Lucky – Im not a Hollywood girl
Dear Diary – I don’t write diaries

 

I'm A Slave 4 U – Im not a Slave
Overprotected – Im underprotected
Cinderella – I dont agree that Cinderalla has to go

 

Me Against The Music – I don’t dance in front of people
Breathe On Me – a guy breathing on me wouldn’t work becaue im ticklish
Early Mornin' – I go to bed early
Toxic – Im not addicted to ***** or to men
Outrageous – Im not on a world tour and Im not outrageous
Everytime – Ive never tried to fly before

 

Someday (I Will Understand) – I don’t want kids
Mona Lisa – no one has ever tried to be me

 

Gimme More – there are no crouds in my life
Piece Of Me – Im not rich or famous
Break The Ice – Im to shy to break the ice
Hot As Ice – Im not a legend

 

Circus – im not a ringleader
Kill The Lights – im not the queen of pop
If U Seek Amy – nobody wants to **** me
Unusual You – I don’t judge all men like that
Blur – So not me
Mmm Papi – I would never call any guy I like “Daddy, Papi” or anything that sounds like dad
Mannequin – I hate mannequins they are creepy
Lace And Leather – I don’t wear leather
My Baby – I  don’t have babies
Amnesia – Ive never had Amnesia

 

Till The World Ends – Im too lazy to dance until the end of the world
How I Roll – same as Soda Pop
Big Fat Bass – this is too weird to be relateable
Gasoline – my heart is a muscle not a machine
Criminal – ive never been in love with a criminal and I would never tell my mom if I was

 

Work ***** – the lyrics are too cringy for me to relate to them
Perfume – men are not my territory and I don’t mark them
Tik Tik Boom – same as Soda pop
Passenger – im allways a passenger
Chillin' With You – I hate wine

 

Private Show – same as work *****
Man On The Moon – I don’t know men on the moon
Do you wanna come over - Id rather be alone
Slumber Party  same as Work *****
 

 

3 – never had a threesome
Pretty Girls - Im think im ugly
All That She Wants – I don’t want another baby

Hahahaha i think the same about mannequins 

[iamsodramatic]

2 hours ago, Mohd93 said:

Just Like Me - Never had an ex date someone who looks just like me, who even does that? 

I think some people have "types" I know one of my exes only dates girls with dark hair and tanned or dark skin.

I think what she is referring to is the girl was probably blonde and tan lol

[Tetris]

5 hours ago, BoyToySoldier said:

It’s not about her dad, I do not believe anything that gets told about post 2007 PC Britney.  It has far too many correlations to Adnan to not be about him.

I would hope the lyric "Let's make out" would be enough to conclude it's not a song about her father. 

[poproyalty]

"Piece of Me" cause I ain't Britney Spears