Misheard Britney lyrics?

[neel21]

Do y'all have any? They're always fun to read  

Here are some of mine:

When I Say So: You'll get stoned when I say so 

Get It: Kitty, kitty, kitty, yeah yeah, kitty all, kitty all

[Sharkney]

My Britney misheard lyric isn't a funny one. Make Me is my favourite Britney song and I've heard it about a million billion times since it was released. However l was horrified to learn recently that I've been singing a sentence wrong this whole time. I thought it was "this feeling it won't go away" but it's actually "this feeling I wanna go with it" 

More along the funny lines... for Freakshow "but tonight I'll smoke some hash make the others shake my ***"

[Mayenaise]

Until last year I thought toxic said "taste of the boys of paradise" 

[Witty]

Slave: "Leaving behind my lemonade" 

real lyric: "Leaving behind my name, my age"

[DownAndUp]

Touch of my hand...

'i shut myself out from the world so i'

My boyfriend has ruined asking if she sings 

'i **** myself'

thats all I hear every time I listen to it now 

[reecejwilson]

Amnesia

Real lyric - ''he asked if I came here a lot''

What I heard ''He has to ******* hear a lot''

[Dynasty]

this kitten got you tied in anoxacy dont ask me i have no idea whether anoxacy is even word  

"this kitten got your tongue tied in knots i see" from ttwe

[Z-dawg]

Slumber Party:

Smells like a COLON and candy lotion, like a Slumber Party...

***** all on the floor, just like an ocean...

 

[skkskk]

Boys:" What would it take for you to just sleep with?"

[Britneylandia]

I am the bad *****, the ***** that your mother know - work ***** 

 

[WouldYouHIAM]

Me against the music:

hsiansbjHshlnqbskanwbwisnsbaiakqbqlshisokskw me against the beat I wanna take on the song. 

Baiqnsbajoabqhsowbqgai!2$9.!@!*\£]!_+![>+shwowlnwownwb CHICA AH!!!

 

[BrittonJeanSpears]

And with a kid on my arm, I'm still exceptional ****.

[Guest Nick Jonas]

All around the world Pretty Girls, wipe the floor with all the boys, pour the drinks, bring the noise, we're just so pretty! 

Not sure what the correct lyrics are though 

[Guest $elfish]

Work it hard like it's your brother Shaun - work *****  

[Guest Diamond Horse]

You will burn burn rocking with will.i.am and Britney *****.

[Mantequilla]

You can be my **** tonight 

We can tear it up  tonight

[neel21]

ALL OF THESE REPLIES OMGG  

[BKSTYL3]

Freakshow:

"We can give them a uncool"

Real lyric:

"We can give them a encore"

Kill the Lights:

"If you feeling you're fraudulent"

Real Lyric:

"If youre feeling froggy leap"

[Lucky's Bitch]

She'll Never Be Me:

''Can't get me outta your mind (Justin you're a pu$$y)''

[PieceofBritney]

Make you feel like Kevin
Twenty four, seven
I'm twice as nice now

 

Make you feel like heaven
Twenty four, seven
I'm twice as nice now

 

I knew it's heaven from the beginning but I always hear "Kevin" I can't help it.