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WHAT DO I DO? I'M SCARED? DO I NEED AN EXORCISM?


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GUYS!!! I'm extremely terrified and I'm not quite sure what to do... ARGH!!! Okkk... Imma lay it down for y'all...

THING IS... :meltdown:

 

*deep breath*

 

After so much trash talking and hating... Belly Jiggles; Banana Jelly; Bareback Joyride or however you wanna call it... HAS GROWN ON ME. I mean... is this a normal occurance among the Britney army? Is this an exorcism? Am I possed by the demon of will.you.not OR EVEN WORSE - Jezebel Marie? SHOULD I CALL THE POPE? He might have a problem with the fact that I'm a homosexual but I think I might need religious help! :omgwtf:

 

It all started when I was listening to Brit's discography and Body Ache came on. My hand was tired after jerking off to fake Rami Malek ***** 5 times that day and I couldn't press the ****** SKIP THAT ***** button and I just had to deal with it. Then I noticed... I was tapping my hand on the table and my foot against the ground. I ENJOYED THE SONG. I was no longer immune to the teeny-bopper will.you.not beats... HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? Should I borrow some Holy Water from Madonna? I'm in a situation where I'm not quite sure what to do. :wendycry:


HALP!!! PRAY FOR ME! :gloria:

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33 minutes ago, BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial said:

OMG I was reading on what you said and as I was reading it, The Exorcist Theme Music started playing I kid you not. You think I'm making this up but I'm not. FOR REAL. I'm scared now. :otears: is it gonna come for me now?!??! :crying4: help

Get ready to start involuntarily twerking to It Should Be Easy. Good luck, sis! :gloss: Sending prayers! :cooltshirt:

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12 minutes ago, BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial said:

Thanks sis :crying1: I would've replied back earlier but I got suspended for "****" I later found out that in the link I posted. further down there's a hard to make out pic of a ***** so oops I didn't know

Damn, tough luck! Sounds like something I would do tbh, 'cept I would do it on purpose! :orly:

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