Jump to content

WHAT DO I DO? I'M SCARED? DO I NEED AN EXORCISM?

redacted statement

By redacted statement
in Britney Community

Recommended Posts

redacted statement Master

redacted statement

Posted
Posted

GUYS!!! I'm extremely terrified and I'm not quite sure what to do... ARGH!!! Okkk... Imma lay it down for y'all...

THING IS... :meltdown:

 

*deep breath*

 

After so much trash talking and hating... Belly Jiggles; Banana Jelly; Bareback Joyride or however you wanna call it... HAS GROWN ON ME. I mean... is this a normal occurance among the Britney army? Is this an exorcism? Am I possed by the demon of will.you.not OR EVEN WORSE - Jezebel Marie? SHOULD I CALL THE POPE? He might have a problem with the fact that I'm a homosexual but I think I might need religious help! :omgwtf:

 

It all started when I was listening to Brit's discography and Body Ache came on. My hand was tired after jerking off to fake Rami Malek ***** 5 times that day and I couldn't press the ****** SKIP THAT ***** button and I just had to deal with it. Then I noticed... I was tapping my hand on the table and my foot against the ground. I ENJOYED THE SONG. I was no longer immune to the teeny-bopper will.you.not beats... HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? Should I borrow some Holy Water from Madonna? I'm in a situation where I'm not quite sure what to do. :wendycry:


HALP!!! PRAY FOR ME! :gloria:

Link to comment
  • Replies 23
  • Created
  • Last Reply
redacted statement Master

redacted statement

Posted
  • Author
Posted
33 minutes ago, BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial said:

OMG I was reading on what you said and as I was reading it, The Exorcist Theme Music started playing I kid you not. You think I'm making this up but I'm not. FOR REAL. I'm scared now. :otears: is it gonna come for me now?!??! :crying4: help

Get ready to start involuntarily twerking to It Should Be Easy. Good luck, sis! :gloss: Sending prayers! :cooltshirt:

Link to comment
redacted statement Master

redacted statement

Posted
  • Author
Posted
12 minutes ago, BritneyJeanSpearsOfficial said:

Thanks sis :crying1: I would've replied back earlier but I got suspended for "****" I later found out that in the link I posted. further down there's a hard to make out pic of a ***** so oops I didn't know

Damn, tough luck! Sounds like something I would do tbh, 'cept I would do it on purpose! :orly:

Link to comment

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go To Topic Listing
×
×
  • Create New...