Breaking News: Britney Can't Wink :gloria: :moorangu:

[SlayOut]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/blinkney-exists-winkney-does-not?utm_term=.qk8B5EZ1r#.roGXw7Q98

Read the Buzzfeed link above for the full investigation, but here's the juiciest part:

"Let’s look a little more closely.

As you can see here, Brit goes to wink with her left eye but the right eye obviously felt left out and followed."

What does this revelation mean sistren?  Is she trying to tell us something? That she's #TeamFreeBritney? That the second single is coming? That she's aware of her team's floppage? Or maybe... that she can't really wink?! 

Discuss the implications.

[somuchbetter]

[Artsy Fartsy]

I can't too

[SlayOut]

@mikeybreeze thanks for posting the others sis! Her right eye always goes down when her left eye winks... 

[SlayOut]

1 minute ago, Artsy Fartsy said:

I can't too

Since you have personal experience, do you think Britney's trying to tell us something? 

 

[fnfurter]

3 minutes ago, SlayOut said:

@mikeybreeze thanks for posting the others sis! Her right eye always goes down when her left eye winks... 

So does mine, tbh. My husband makes fun of me for it.  Maybe it was her letting us know a flaw of her's before she started the clone rumors, so we know what to look for. Surely the clone could wink properly.

[Artsy Fartsy]

10 minutes ago, SlayOut said:

Since you have personal experience, do you think Britney's trying to tell us something? 

 

 

5 minutes ago, fucknfurter said:

Maybe it was her letting us know a flaw of her's before she started the clone rumors, so we know what to look for. Surely the clone could wink properly.

[DJSLAYZEE]

Wow is this where we're at ? SECOND SINGLE WHERE YOU AT?

[GetBack98]

7 minutes ago, fucknfurter said:

So does mine, tbh. My husband makes fun of me for it.  Maybe it was her letting us know a flaw of her's before she started the clone rumors, so we know what to look for. Surely the clone could wink properly.

[Amanda1822]

She is adorable.

Although as someone who works with eyes and this an unproven theory of mine, everyone human has a dominant eye (whether is prescription or muscle related) and usually right handed people like Britney, the right eye is dominant (not always but most of the time) so long story short, she should try winking with her right eye. Also I apologize for me. I'm so sorry I'm like this. 

[SlayOut]

11 minutes ago, DaddySayzee said:

Wow is this where we're at ? SECOND SINGLE WHERE YOU AT?

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn tbh I wanted to troll the people who always make posts that read the most into the smallest things related to Britney

[ImSoCurious]

No, she winks correctly because she's Godney and Godney is flawless  It's just that everyone else can't wink 

[SlayOut]

41 minutes ago, I'mSoCurious said:

No, she winks correctly because she's Godney and Godney is flawless  It's just that everyone else can't wink 

 slé!!!!!

Thanks for educating me sis

[Pickle Rick]

Queen of can't wink

[D_Britfan]

She has NEVER looked more naturally beautiful then she does in those uncut everytime scenes

[Aphroditeney]

*insert that Rihanna wink gif*

[Artsy Fartsy]

UPDATE:

 

SHE CAN OMG

 

 

[Tetris]

On 10/12/2016 at 8:41 PM, SlayOut said:

Since you have personal experience, do you think Britney's trying to tell us something? 

 

Dead. 

[Lou M. Taylor]

Her only flaw

[SlayOut]

22 minutes ago, Artsy Fartsy said:

UPDATE:

 

SHE CAN OMG

 

 

SCREAMING!!!!!!!!

YAS DEBUNK THOSE RUMORS KWEEN