all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected

[mikepepsi]

I just want to take a minute to scream laughing at how generic and bland the terms that Britney's team put out to people on the payroll (Robin Leach) in an iconic interview that should never leave us 

http://lasvegassun.com/vegasdeluxe/2016/apr/11/britney-spears-selects-new-single-plans-video-nint/

Some iconic Team Britney fed lines that we should really put on tshirts include

 " a really interesting vibe with a lot of really cool stuff."

and

"overdrive maximum ****"

as well as the most iconic (and probably the most iconic ever) line to describe britney's new music - the apex of vague 'We've asked a journalist to write about Britney and fed him absolutely no further information about the music other than a song title so we had to give him something' aka the entire promotional strategy of Britney in this day and age. 

"all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected"

Like isn't that a ******* life mantra to live by? 

Walks into an AA meeting, stands up.

"Hi, Im Michael. Im all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected."

Asked what kind of phone id like in a phone store
"Hm...I'd like something all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected"

Finds out I caught crabs at pride

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that you've contracted crabs due to you being a shameless *****

Me: Well this is definitely all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected. 

7

 

Heres to team Vagueney. Never stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes, Team B, we love your generic waffle.

[BABY BEATRIZ]

[Applejack]

But it's like the least generic of mantras they have put out

Make Me and Private Show can only be described as all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected 

[mikepepsi]

It literally means NOTHING. Especially given this article was written months before MM was released.

Britneys entire ******* career could be described as all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected. It's the vaguest ******* thing ive ever read and i want it on a tshirt.

[The_Original_Toy]

Getting crabs at pride 

[Gimmemore07]

[mikepepsi]

SHARTS SELF

Wow, that was all new, totally different and somewhat unexpected.