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I know it’s been a crazy week for us, but I hope ya’ll have a wonderful Easter

Did I ever mention I got the job? Because I got the job. I just got home from orientation with a bag full of samples and smelling like Twilight. I already love this job.

Ugh, I love y'all so much I've made so many friends on Exhale. Now I'm getting emotional...

Hi Britney, I luv uuuu Release B10 plzzz

This made me scream when I saw it!

I want a 2.5 hour Oprah interview with @OnlyBeyonce after the conservatorship is lifted

It’s my birthday!!!!

Yes! I FINALLY got a smiley face on my geometry test. It’s been hard because it’s a double honors class and I’m already busy with you know... procrastinating

Thanks guys!

Attending a Gaga tour for the fourth time tonight! It's been a long time, but she's back in town; yoü and I know how it is. Yes, ticket prices were outrageous, but she keeps giving me a million reasons to stay. Plus, I've been doing this since 2009, so basically, I'll just follow her until she loves me. Further, she's essentially been like a philosopher to me...I've learned that if I just dance, it all truly will be okay. Also, I've had the flu for the past two weeks, so I'm out of puns uncharacteristically early. So until tonight: Take my hand, slay Joanne.

My favorite thing about when it snows in the South: we shut down completely, whether it's slush or actual inches of snow, because we can't handle it. My two days off just turned into a four day weekend.

I had a wonderful dream last night; my friends and I were apparently in Vegas and stumbled upon the Axis Theatre. Britney was performing that night but we didn’t have tickets. That didn’t halt our ambition: somehow, we bypassed security, walked through the doors, and stood at the very back of the theatre to witness the show. The theatre was more like a stadium in my dream, so there were tens of thousands of people. Britney was slaying and everyone’s wigs were snatched per usual. At intermission, my friends and I decided to be ballsy and somehow stole a few seats in the VIP section. W

I'm seeing Lana Del Rey in concert tonight So excited!!!!!!

My Its Britney Witch shirt came in! I'm glad, because I have a party to go to tonight, and I planned to wear it in lieu of a costume.

"Born to Make You Happy" was playing in the dining area of my hotel in Turkey. Slay us with that international 99 blast from the past bop.

I watched **** with a midget today. Not one of my proudest faps but you gotta do what you gotta do, y'know?!

Free OnlyBeyonce y'all

Only Beyjuicy you were suspended? I was wondering where you were get well soon boo thoughts and prayers @OnlyBeyonce

#FreeOnlyBeyonce!!! I'm kidding This sick little w ore finally got what she deserved Not sure why but whatever

Are status updates still a thing?

GO VOTE DEMOCRAT, AMERICANS! Show the world that despite making one of the most massive mistakes in our nation’s history in 2016, the majority of us are not, in fact, comprised of an ignorant, racist, homophobic, xenophobic and sexist nation of hypocrites. In case you’re still undecided: The GOP-controlled Congress had two years to grow a backbone and/or a brain, but failed spectacularly on both accounts. The actual future of our democracy is currently incumbent upon all of us voting in a new crop of politicians that will stop kissing Trump’s unconstitutional ***, and actually hold

I got my Halloween presents! He's so beautiful in both forms, I can't wait until they get here. I've been waiting for this (these?) Funkos for YEARS.

Happy Friday ya'll

how the hell did I totally miss the "Sims 4 Get Famous" announcement??? anyway.. I'm super excited.. @fucknfurter @Tittywitty what are your thoughts on the pack? I honestly can't wait..

A ****** predator in the White House AND the Supreme Court! Make America “great” again, indeed.

Fan since 1998 (I was 8), STAN since 2004 until forever. Britney is a big part of my life and is my biggest inspiration and my favorite hobby. I have been collecting since 2004 and have the largest and most complete collection in the state of Virginia. I love to collect Britney’s merch from the early 2000s, perfumes, toys, magazines and interesting collectibles from all around the world. I specialize in collecting all of the Singles from each album or standalone release including promo and lesser known releases, different versions and rarities. Apart from official items I’ve also stated collec

Merry Christmas ya'll!

Today was my Senior class trip on a lunch cruise, going around NYC on the Hudson River. One of the things on the ship was a dance floor with a DJ. However, I'm not the best dancer, especially when it's in front of my friends, classmates, and teachers I know. So when my friends surprisingly went to the dancefloor, all I could do was channel my inner Femme Fataleney. Deadass was doing this move:

Leak Sam's *****

Was forced to take another Exhale break thanks to school demands, but now it's swung to the other end of the pendulum and gotten so overwhelming that I desperately need a guilty-pleasure-esque outlet. Hope I don't regret logging back in when next week's exam comes around

what if i *** you down?

Apparently I joined 2008 First time posting 2018 ?????????

Happy Thanksgiving, Exhale!

I finished "Friends" today.. ah, these past months watching the show have been amazing and it's so bittersweet.. I gotta say though, Ross and Rachel fans were done dirty by the writers.. there was like one solid season of them dating and then after that it was just mess after mess.. well.. the final episode was beautiful and the scene of the 6 apartment keys laying on the countertop.. so perfect!

Yay it’s my birthday, wish Britney would sing a cappella for me.

Today is the 18th of April which is supposed to be an alien invasion. Get ready guys!

What is this sudden love for Britney Jean? f**king hypocrite fans.

Why is that when I look at myself in a mirror I look bombdotcom but in pictures I look like Hunchback.. literally, no amount of Valencia or any other filter can save my face..

I've recently found myself stanning Mariah Carey. What are your favourite albums/songs from her?

Happy birthday to me. Let's pretend i'm not depressed that another year is gone

If the "I was forced to do SP MV" emote doesn't become official by the time I wake up, Imma be pissed.

So I had to put my dog down today... Britney's music really helped me through it. "Everytime (Ambient Remix", "Every Day", "My Baby", "Instant Deja Vu" and "Brightest Morning Star". I hope somewhere my little Sam is finally finding her much needed peace.

Peeling off skin after a sunburn... O YES, I'M *******.

listening to Gimme More at the moment

Happy Rosh Hashanah שנה טובה

listened to gimme more about half an hour ago for the first time in a while. hard to believe it's 10 years old! still a bop

Turned 18 two days ago. Now I can officially drink and also get married / get tattoos without parents' permission! Hooray!