ChaosMoogle

It’s Cade singing 🤦🏽‍♂️ 🤣

I think this is one of Britney’s signature F you moves. Especially because this isn’t new. This is like her, “I’m not on the clock, leave me alone” and she does her hair when she WANTS to be seen or looked at. Remember, celebrities lead vastly different lives than we do. There are a lot of celebrities who have -bad hair days- or messy days altogether (bad outfits AND hair) often. I think they see it like, “Sure, a tabloid may see me and talk **** but if I came out all dolled up they would ALL be up my *** following me all day” It’s like a form of control over the chaos that is celebrity

Had a great season finale

There is something in the picture. In “the back”. Maybe that green thing in the top left corner, maybe the closet itself. Whatever it is, it’s hers and they have it. Or something along those lines. Or she’s threatening, “I’m on your back, don’t mess with me.” To me (in my OPINION, do not come for me) this isn’t for fans it’s for her family. She’s saying, “I know and I see you.” That guy isn’t her uncle (he seems too young) she just said that for us to be like “huh?”. But THEY know, those who need to know what she is saying KNOW. I see it as a warning. I feel like a lot of the things she posts and deletes or are harder to understand aren’t for us. Like, if we don’t get the quote the message is for them.

Lmfao! I make fun of this all the time too! But I don’t think they’ve ever actually met. I’ve been to a few celebrity events, they’re TIGHT, SUPER STRICT! I can definitely see both times just being a photo op and them never actually meeting like, “Hi, I’m Taylor…” Unless they work together, photos don’t necessarily mean meeting someone

Everyone is different. Not every person is as emotionally attached for better or worse. It should be a choice, but it should be a woman’s choice. The man’s choice was to use the ***** or not, he no longer has a say.

Y’all need to stop complaining about being too lazy to read. There shouldn’t even be someone else reading it, YOU read the book. Also, audio books go at the pace of voice where reading is the pace of your mind.

I’m sorry? Y’all are dragging her for what? (The post has been deleted) From what I gather, a stranger approached her and spoke to her as if she knew her on a personal level. That’s crazy, I would flip out if someone invaded my privacy and then inserted themselves into MY personal business. Wtf?! And how are y’all okay with that? She’s a normal person. When a celebrity isn’t on camera, THEY’RE OFF THE CLOCK! You approach at your own risk. They don’t have to clock in just because you approached. **** off, wanna talk to a celebrity and not take the chance of them being pissed? Buy a meet & greet and stfu

Maybe because the average person doesn’t have foresight into the future? She’s a celebrity, not a psychic. Why would you assume she would think, “hmm, being wild in my 20’s like everyone else on earth is gonna ruin my future!” She wanted to live and experience life. Why did you make the mistakes you’ve made in life? You’re not a millionaire are you? If not, you clearly made horrible decisions. Why didn’t you invest in Apple before the iPhone released? See how those are dumb questions? You can’t see tomorrow. I don’t think Britney did anything “erratic” the media just painted the picture that sold the most magazines 🤷🏽‍♂️ Everyone acts like it was the ‘80’s and Britney was doing blow in Studio 54. Like, calm tf down.

I think she meant it more like, “I sing live all the time” not like, “I sing live EVERY SINGLE TIME”. And I believe her. I’ve definitely heard her a few times under the prerecorded vocals and they definitely shut her mic off a lot (during the con hence the “it feels illegal” jab). Of course she also lips a lot too, most artists do. They mix the live and lip-syncing in shows a lot. It helps preserve vocals, prevent unnecessary panting, open up dance breaks. Unless you’re a stationary singer, every show has live vocals but that doesn’t mean the whole show is live.

Britney:

That’s a lot

September 12th is a Tuesday…

Plies is literally infatuated and also being silly. He’s having as much fun with Britney’s videos as she is. He doesn’t say anything mean or call her names or anything. literally when I see Britney videos I be talking like, “YASSS BOOTY! You better *****! Slay the pole queen! Serve ****!” Plies is doing the straight version of that. He also promotes his stuff with it and her stuff on occasion! The first time I was iffy but after watching him each post I don’t think he means any harm. Tbh, Britney might like the attention, he’s really hyping her up! I definitely see some mean people in the comment section but I mainly see “I want a man with this much hype over me”. People see it as positive

People are never satisfied, mess 🤦🏽‍♂️ The book is “for us” but it’s really FOR BRITNEY! Whatever number of pages it took for her to feel like she got stuff out and feels better, that’s the perfect number of pages. Memoirs are 250 - 450 on average, less for most celebrity memoirs. Also, remember it IS a memoir NOT an autobiography. It will be her memories of CERTAIN events of her life.

Britney in her IDGAF era and y’all really can’t handle it! I love it! MIND YO B MIND YO B MIND YO BEEEEEEE MIND YO B MIND your BUSINESS

It’s truly sad, today showed me that this fan base ain’t **** and Britney deserves to much better. She’s out here giving us music AFTER RETIRING and these mother****ers are like, “WAHHHHH! We wanted this!” Well, if you wanted something else so bad YOU produce a song! Otherwise, MIND YOUR BUSINESS *****!

It’s so cute lol People are hating but it’s fun/campy pop! Something the industry hasn’t had in a while! I even like the lyrics. The “paparazzi snapping me, I am the economy” I wa a gagged! And the “What she do? What she do? What she do?“ is so on point cause literally everyone be like, “what is she doing?!” I love it, it’s camp but in your face. Great production, repetitive but campy!

The way I cackled! Blind items are so messy

It’s proof that Brad is single and Sam better watch out

Brad Pitt lives in her head rent free and tbh

That’s hot!

Omg! Those are the lyrics! Is she dead? Is she AI? Is she Myah? Is this posthumous? Is she a clone? Is she a green screen? MIND YOUR BUSINESS BITXH!

No, she doesn’t forget anything. We’ve seen her pull out some dee memories when she needs to or wants to be shady. She just doesn’t care Why should she care? How often does she ride a horse on a beach with full freedom? Who would remember meeting Taylor Swift? What WAS Oops about? She’s just living her life unburdened by irrelevant past events 🤷🏽‍♂️

Honestly, idc as long as Britney wants it. I definitely feel Will wanted it for a while hence all’s the collabs around BJ and FF era’s. personally, I love the Black Eyed Peas, they were always pushing the envelope and on the cutting edge… And it usually works! Realisticly though, I see her being JUST LIKE Shakira, J. Rey Soul, and Anitta where the BEP’s are more a pit stop for some fun hits before they go back to working on their own thing. I think it would be great for Britney because it’ll get her back in music with a lot less pressure and I think the alternating strategy has been working great for BEP’s! They keep touching new genres and making new sounds by not sitting still and constantly changing up who they collab with. All in all, I think it would be awesome, even therapeutic for Britney to get back to music with zero pressure, just create because she wants to!